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HARDKORE wrote:Dude

Just pack a few swords with you.
I actually own a sword. I got it as a wedding present, but for safety and legal reasons it remains in an unsharpened state.

Nonetheless, this one time I managed to behead a guy with it and then the Quickening happened, and I was really excited that I was an immortal, but it just turned out to be tachycardia brought about by early onset menopause and I was a murderer.

A disappointing day.
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Got no idea what your talking about green. Sorry to hear about your marrage man. I guess that means your sword is never polished.
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LordRetard wrote:Well, I'm youngest between me and my two brothers but I'm not just the loudest but also the strongest. We stopped getting into fights when I started winning them.
I am a woman, we fight with wit. Which is just as well for my sisters because I'm not very witty but I was always strong. Used to be able to beat my uncle (who is a professional baseball pitcher) at arm wrestling. It was probably my crowning achievement.*

*I'm gonna go cry now.
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As the oldest child in my family I fear the day when I have to actually try to win fights.

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Cirtur wrote:As the oldest child in my family I fear the day when I have to actually try to win fights.
Dude. How old are your siblings that your not at last on the same level now?
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They're at the tipping point. This is why I have that fear.

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Cirtur wrote:They're at the tipping point. This is why I have that fear.
Steal their things now, so you have blackmail material for the future. It's a worth while investment.
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As an only child i have this to say. Win at all cost. Show them who is large and in charge. take no prisoner.
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HARDKORE wrote:take no prisoner.
Were you... always an only child? Image
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His siblings were eaten by his father. Hardkore currently posts from his Aunt's cave.

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Yeah. Always been one.
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Cirtur wrote:As the oldest child in my family I fear the day when I have to actually try to win fights.
It's gonna happen, man. I remember one day we were fighting over popcorn (we fought a lot over food because we're all huge gluttons), my oldest brother (5 years older than me) jumped on my back, so I just held him like that and rammed him into a wall, and that's the last time I remember fighting.

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Did you often fall asleep and then wake up feeling a lot of pain? Maybe I should just fight people when they're asleep.

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Doesn't matter, it's not like they can hurt me.

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Maybe not your body, but your sooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuul

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