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I got a nice one about Obama's rod and penis pills a few months ago but I didn't save it.

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Snarky00 wrote:I got a nice one about Obama's Rod and penis pills a few months ago but I didn't save it.
Situational humour'd.

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Lethal Interjection wrote:
Snarky00 wrote:I got a nice one about Obama's Rod and penis pills a few months ago but I didn't save it.
Situational humour'd.
Oddly enough, I've had this sitting open for the past couple of days. Now that I have shared it, I guess I have an excuse to close it.
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I always like how nice and good-faith the mods of Wiki try to be. It's like, "hey, I noticed you defaced a page by calling Blagojevich a cocksucker, maybe it was an accident? Please try not to do it again!" I hope they're trying to be nice.

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Can't make your "airplane" fly? We have the solution!

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DON LOAN FIRM (don_43@mchsi.com) wrote:
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GOODAY,
MR.DON plc,is the only loan company that can
offer you a loan at this extinct low rate that you
need, so apply today?
YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATIONS
Your names:_____________
Your Sex: ______________
Your country: __________
Your address:___________
Your occupation:_________
Your marital status: ________
Phone number: ________
Monthly Income: __________
Lo an Amount Needed: _________
Loan Duration: ___________
Purpose of Loan: __________
E-mail Address: ___________

MR.DON ARMSTRONG
donloan22@hotmail.com
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Maybe I've been playing Marfia Wars too much, but anyone with 'Don' at the beginning of (or as their first) name doesn't seem entirely trustworthy. Now if he'd been named Francis I would have sent in my form already.
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Three different subjects in chronological order. Are they trying to tell me something?
Not for pregnant!
For my little tiger
Photos of Objects
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They're trying to tell you that you don't have enough photos of objects. You'd better get on that
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I hate your girlfriend
I've found another man
Apologies
Your Crazy Son



They make a letter. Hurray!
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That is pretty sweet.

Has http://www.spamusement.com been mentioned already? This seems like the thread for it.
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From now on, I want everyone to call me the Sexual Wizard.

EDIT: Last updated June 2007? Goddamnit.

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Nintendo sends spam? I'm interested in what that might have said.
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They sell Super Mushrooms.

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