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It's an advertisement for Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky. Not sure if it counts as spam or not, because you have to sign up to get those adverts...
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Oh I totally signed up for it. I just thought the title was funny. Nintendo still owes me a mario hat from the nintendo club points thing.

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Well my email is chestercheeta56, and one time I got a spam email from chestercheddarcheese. I thought that was pretty clever.

Also, on two separate occasions, I got spam-email with (SPAM) in the subject line.
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I'd guess that that probably means that they had no subject until a spam filter caught them.
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That's the weird thing though, the rest of the subject line was "BUY PILLS" or something along those lines. AOL doesn't label spam as spam, it just moves it to the spam folder.
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Why would you want to be a pokemon though? They live in a little ball and follow some whinny humans orders like slaves. Maybe a trainer, but the pokemon itself? That's messed up.
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On the plus side, not only do you get a funny name, you get to evolve remarkably quickly, in less than one generation even! Science on speed!
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Sahan wrote:On the plus side, not only do you get a funny name, you get to evolve remarkably quickly, in less than one generation even! Science on speed!
Unless you're Pikachu.
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Pikachu chose not to evolve, because he loved Ash too much.

That episode was very beautiful.

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Yeah the living conditions are a little cramped, but you get to beat the shit out of other pokemon like all the time, and it's perfectly legal!
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And that post-battle poon tang is the sweetest there is.

Pikachu loves to make some pichu.

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Like a stud on a stud farm. Except it's at an egg-raising day care center.
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Cirtur wrote:And that post-battle poon tang is the sweetest there is.

Pikachu loves to make some pichu.
Cirtur would have pikachu having sex with baby pokemon. Everyone hits on the Miltank bitches.
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Pikachu is making pichu. Pichu being the children of Pikachu mating.

Pikachu is just hanging wit his ho's.

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I never understood how two pokemon who weren't the same species could mate and make an egg.

Science and Pokemon aren't very good friends.
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