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Thanks for the offer, but I respectfully decline.

LordRetard wrote:Thanks for the offer, but I respectfully decline.

You've made a wise decision. Just like I have. I'm eating caramel pop-corn. Yum.

Now I work at a Cumberland Farms convienience store. I have a little nametag and button. Flair!

So long as your promotions aren't based on flair count! Hope it goes well!

What is the minimum flair?

Well, that's fine if you're okay with only doing the bare minimum...

Well it started out with only a button and a nametag. Over the last few weeks I've been slowly adding more pins and patches. So far its gone unnoticed.

Oh man, it's like when Wal*Mart still had vests and I would apply as many movie promotion pins as possible to it. At one point I basically had incredibly shitty scale armour. It was awesome.

I like wearing as many nametags simultaneously as possible. Bonus points for names suggestive of ethnicities of which I obviously am not.

I just fill out forms saying that I'm from the caribbean.

I'm a long-dead mathematician.

That makes what, three corpses posting on this Forum? We've got Sahan, Rainbow, and now you. I swear that I think I'm missing somebody, though.

Apparently your smoking hot wife died in France.

I guess that explains why all of the sex is cold and emotionless.

I'm pretty sure ennui counts as an emotion.