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Cirtur wrote:

Edminster wrote:oh man oh man i gotta have this! Is it okay if I use my wife's credit card to order?

Credit Card number: 444444444444 (add or subtract as many fours as is applicable)

Expiry Date: 14 December 2009

wait no that expired already.

Honey! What are your new credit card details? I need them for... my records. And not for another get-successful-quick scheme that involves murdering countless droves of whores.

I promise.

I don't know, last time I gave you my credit card details you bought whore-killing methods.

We should be saving for Hardkore's college fund.

College? Wouldn't you rather the little one have SUCCESS?

Listen, I'm not sure Hardkore is ready for this kind of program. He's barely comfortable with murdering his classmates, let alone total strangers.

And this fly-by-night course doesn't sound too good either. Why can't I murder my parents? Why don't I just murder you and take your life?

Or is that the final part of the course? You took the course, killed that guy and took his life under the provision you also advertise the course.

Kidd wrote:So get out and get as many as you can today, before supplies run out!*

Kidd, I've noticed a hole in your marketing. You can never run out of whores to kill.

Lethal Interjection wrote:

Kidd wrote:So get out and get as many as you can today, before supplies run out!*

Kidd, I've noticed a hole in your marketing. You can never run out of whores to kill.

You can if I offer EVERYONE this class, bro. That's why I'm only offering a limited number of 10 people this amazing course. So, hurry, order before supplies run out.


Seriously though, order the goddamned courses before I make a super bonus lesson: Naysayers: Worth Double The Points.

You want to get cheap, disgusting success from the likes of Kidd? He's from your area, how does that make him successful?

What you need is advice from a stranger, someone with a new perspective. That's where I come in. I'm a young, hip, European who can breathe new life into your business or whore-killing.

It's a premium program without that premium price-tag!

Call now!

08004444444

I tried ringing that number, but I can't seem to find the button on my voice-teleporter.

I guess I'm going to have to continue freelancing when it comes to whoredispatch (the trick is to use a lance!)

Well, due to binding lawsuits from nine different countries, I'm going to have to pull my program. Apparently, prostitute is a degrading term, and the "working women" of said countries are pissed. Back to R&D for me!

The employees of the Bunny Ranch like to be called working girls as well. I mean, come on. When you file your taxes ladies, PLEASE don't tell me you pass on the opportunity to write WHORE as your profession.