a modest proposal.
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a modest proposal.
tweekers.
for those of you unaware. a tweeker is a person who uses copious amounts of Meth.
they are usually ill-mannered, foul tempered, and prone to criminal acts.
my proposal is both an entertaining past-time and a public service.
skeet shooting for tweekers.
this game is played in two person teams.
player 1 has the rifle.
player 2 has a slingshot (or catapult)
and a bag full of little baggies of rocksalt(or other meth substitute)
step 1: find a fairly open urban area where tweekers are known to frequent. consult your local paper for details.
step 2: set up in a place that affords you a clear view of the area.
step 3: have player 2 shoot a baggie out into the area.
step 4: when a tweeker runs to pick up the baggy, player 1 must take aim and fire, killing the tweeker.
step 5: lather, rinse, repeat
25 points for a headshot
20 points for a 1 shot kill
-5 points for every shot it takes to kill the tweeker.
for those of you unaware. a tweeker is a person who uses copious amounts of Meth.
they are usually ill-mannered, foul tempered, and prone to criminal acts.
my proposal is both an entertaining past-time and a public service.
skeet shooting for tweekers.
this game is played in two person teams.
player 1 has the rifle.
player 2 has a slingshot (or catapult)
and a bag full of little baggies of rocksalt(or other meth substitute)
step 1: find a fairly open urban area where tweekers are known to frequent. consult your local paper for details.
step 2: set up in a place that affords you a clear view of the area.
step 3: have player 2 shoot a baggie out into the area.
step 4: when a tweeker runs to pick up the baggy, player 1 must take aim and fire, killing the tweeker.
step 5: lather, rinse, repeat
25 points for a headshot
20 points for a 1 shot kill
-5 points for every shot it takes to kill the tweeker.
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I don't see how them being tweaked will make the game more fun if it's long range. I think you need to just get them totally tweaked out then put them in a grass field and tell them you're gunna shoot 'em. I'll bet those lil' bastards are damn near impossible to hit.
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Nope. Cause duck-hunt they also move around all tweaky. You're talking about shooting druggies running toward a known spot (the baggie). Also, duck hunt had a skeet shooting modeepoch wrote:ok. fine...it's not so much skeet shooting as it is like a real life game of duck hunt.
happy now?
I'm gunna maintain that for the game to be fun, the tweakers will have to know they're being shot at.
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I know it's New Yorkso they're probably all murderer's but I'm sure some of them stick to hash and alchohol.mountainmage wrote:only if i can eat them afterwards. mmmm...dead bodies' blood + meth=red bull
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You know, this reminds me of a game we have here in Australia, I call it: Yoghurt puncher.
How you play the game, is you get a Goanna (Some people prefer Frill neck lizards, but I'm a Goanna man myself), and you drive it along the road very slowly, see, and when someone goes to overtake you, you throw a bucketfull of liquid heroin in their car and then, in the confusion, ram the off the road, into oncoming traffic. This can be a problem if they're in a stable vehicle like a Bobtail. But when you see an Echidna on the road, get that bucket ready, because boy are you in for a lot of fun.
How you play the game, is you get a Goanna (Some people prefer Frill neck lizards, but I'm a Goanna man myself), and you drive it along the road very slowly, see, and when someone goes to overtake you, you throw a bucketfull of liquid heroin in their car and then, in the confusion, ram the off the road, into oncoming traffic. This can be a problem if they're in a stable vehicle like a Bobtail. But when you see an Echidna on the road, get that bucket ready, because boy are you in for a lot of fun.
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I am so moving to Australia. And not that crappy east australia either. (note it doesn't even deserve capitalization)Simon. wrote:You know, this reminds me of a game we have here in Australia, I call it: Yoghurt puncher.
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best simon. post ever. i kept reading this thing and all i could make sense of was something like "koala kangaroo dingo... bucketfull of liquid heroin in their car... echidna paul hogan" it's like a foreign language.Simon. wrote:You know, this reminds me of a game we have here in Australia, I call it: Yoghurt puncher.
How you play the game, is you get a Goanna (Some people prefer Frill neck lizards, but I'm a Goanna man myself), and you drive it along the road very slowly, see, and when someone goes to overtake you, you throw a bucketfull of liquid heroin in their car and then, in the confusion, ram the off the road, into oncoming traffic. This can be a problem if they're in a stable vehicle like a Bobtail. But when you see an Echidna on the road, get that bucket ready, because boy are you in for a lot of fun.