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At some point in every man's life he contemplates a moustache.

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Contemplates growing a moustache?
Because I haven't. Ever.

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I hate the stupid things. I shave once every 2 days so i dont get one.
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Yeah, I have a moustache. It's honestly not that great.

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By themselves they aren't that great. However, it seems that beards (which are pretty cool) must be accompanied by moustaches. This is the only circumstance in which a reasonable person should get a moustache: if they also get a beard.
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Well, we can ask mr buffet to sing us a song about how didnt with he had one.
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I'm currently growing a goatee, because someone I knew bet me that I couldn't grow a goatee in a month. That was two weeks ago, and I'm keeping a respectably-sixed beard unshaved currently purely for the sake of this challenge. I use to have a moustache before I started shaving, but ever sonce then I have always shaved it off even if I don't want to shave the rest of it enough. I might grow one for charity this year for 'Movember', but otherwise probably not.

TLDR; I don't like moustaches, and shave them even if I am too lazy to shave any other facial hair.
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So man jokes to be made about moustache rides to be made.
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Euclidthegreek wrote:By themselves they aren't that great. However, it seems that beards (which are pretty cool) must be accompanied by moustaches. This is the only circumstance in which a reasonable person should get a moustache: if they also get a beard.
Which is partly why I don't intend on growing any facial hair that involves a moustache at all. I have no interest in full beards, goatees, or moustaches.

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Hey, don't leave the ladies out in the cold on the moustache issue here. I've seen some pretty impressive lady-taches in my time.
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Get back, foul images! I suspect no-one was going to click on them. So instead you get to see them (unless an admin gets in here and blocks them).
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For all my faults I am blessedly safe from this one.

Also I have a general aversion to facial hair on men. Perhaps because when I was a child the only person with a beard that I knew was disgusting and subhuman. I tend to not be able to look past facial hair.

Having said that, I can force myself to forgive certain levels of facial hair:

Acceptable
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Borderline but I wouldn't let him near me (in other words I wouldn't give him a wide-berth if walking passed him)
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Pedophile freaks
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And just for kicks, the new item on the streets.
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Kimra wrote: Acceptable
Diddy
Orlando Bloom
No, those are both terrible.

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Pathetic. Some weak shit up in this bitch.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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LordRetard wrote:
Kimra wrote: Acceptable
Diddy
Orlando Bloom
No, those are both terrible.
Well yes they are both terrible... but they don't make me feel like I need to zap them with a cattle prod to feel safe. I said 'acceptable' not 'sexy beyond compare' after all.
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