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At some point in every man's life he contemplates a moustache.

Contemplates growing a moustache?
Because I haven't. Ever.

I hate the stupid things. I shave once every 2 days so i dont get one.

Yeah, I have a moustache. It's honestly not that great.

By themselves they aren't that great. However, it seems that beards (which are pretty cool) must be accompanied by moustaches. This is the only circumstance in which a reasonable person should get a moustache: if they also get a beard.

Well, we can ask mr buffet to sing us a song about how didnt with he had one.

I'm currently growing a goatee, because someone I knew bet me that I couldn't grow a goatee in a month. That was two weeks ago, and I'm keeping a respectably-sixed beard unshaved currently purely for the sake of this challenge. I use to have a moustache before I started shaving, but ever sonce then I have always shaved it off even if I don't want to shave the rest of it enough. I might grow one for charity this year for 'Movember', but otherwise probably not.

TLDR; I don't like moustaches, and shave them even if I am too lazy to shave any other facial hair.

So man jokes to be made about moustache rides to be made.

Euclidthegreek wrote:By themselves they aren't that great. However, it seems that beards (which are pretty cool) must be accompanied by moustaches. This is the only circumstance in which a reasonable person should get a moustache: if they also get a beard.

Which is partly why I don't intend on growing any facial hair that involves a moustache at all. I have no interest in full beards, goatees, or moustaches.

Hey, don't leave the ladies out in the cold on the moustache issue here. I've seen some pretty impressive lady-taches in my time.

Get back, foul images! I suspect no-one was going to click on them. So instead you get to see them (unless an admin gets in here and blocks them).

Apocalyptus wrote:I've seen some pretty impressive lady-taches in my time.

For all my faults I am blessedly safe from this one.

Also I have a general aversion to facial hair on men. Perhaps because when I was a child the only person with a beard that I knew was disgusting and subhuman. I tend to not be able to look past facial hair.

Having said that, I can force myself to forgive certain levels of facial hair:

Acceptable


Borderline but I wouldn't let him near me (in other words I wouldn't give him a wide-berth if walking passed him)


Pedophile freaks


And just for kicks, the new item on the streets.

Kimra wrote: Acceptable
Diddy
Orlando Bloom

No, those are both terrible.

Pathetic. Some weak shit up in this bitch.

LordRetard wrote:

Kimra wrote: Acceptable
Diddy
Orlando Bloom

No, those are both terrible.

Well yes they are both terrible... but they don't make me feel like I need to zap them with a cattle prod to feel safe. I said 'acceptable' not 'sexy beyond compare' after all.