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A Chair

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Guess who found one while out running?

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I once had a room in my apartment I called 'the Chair room'. I put a chair in the middle of it, just so it wasn't empty. It was a lonely chair.
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Perhaps I shall dedicate a room of my place for this chair? It is a powerful chair. Blue and wooden and metallic. It is like a throne for the information age.

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You didn't say you stole it. That almost makes you awesome. Almost.
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As I sit atop it, though, I just feel more majestic, more alive and kingly.

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As an Australian, I demand you to sniff it.
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Sahan wrote:As an Australian, I demand you to sniff it.
If this is what it means to be Australian than I'm... kind of confused. But I'll go with it.

Also I demand a picture.
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Sahan wrote:As an Australian, I demand you to sniff it.
It's not sexual harassment if he doesn't know who last sat in it, right?
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I don't have much in the way of chairs, I usually sit on the floor.
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smiley_cow wrote:It's not sexual harassment if he doesn't know who last sat in it, right?
But he does. By "running" he meant "hanging around the schoolyard" and by "found one" he meant "stole one from the school".

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If you were a nonprofit, people would just give you chairs. You wouldn't even have to steal them.
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Re: A Chair

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Hey I asked if I could have the chair! And it wasn't from a school.


Just near a school.

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That is good.. due to the fact that most school chairs are exceptionally un-comphy.
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Holy shit, it's Khazd!
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Re: A Chair

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And with that my self esteem goes up due to him mentioning me in his sig.*

Anyway it isn't a school chair, it's more of an office chair.

*Bring the total up to two. As of the time of writing this includes Lethal and Khazzd.

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