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Cirtur wrote:Guess who found one while out running?
Pics or it didn't happen
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I will take pictures later on today. I am tired right now.

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Cirtur wrote:I will take pictures later on today. I am tired right now.
Liar!
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You know how in the Bible a day represents millennia?

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I know how in the Bible falsehoods are a SIN!
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You clearly cannot prove that he has sinned for at least another 1000 years, it's still too early to call.
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Well maybe if Cirtur was God, I would be willing to accept that argument. But he's not.

At least as far as I know.
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Oh dear. I think I know someone isn't getting in to heaven to party with me and my son*.

*Jesus.

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Hey, fuck you. I'm going to the fun heaven when I die. Not to your crappy boring one.
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Apocalyptus wrote:Hey, fuck you. I'm going to the fun heaven when I die. Not to your crappy boring one.
I think I'm going to that heaven too. I'm just hoping there's some a bailys stream and some male strippers... wait does this remind anyone of this place?*

*except for the strippers of course.
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Apocalyptus wrote:Hey, fuck you. I'm going to the fun heaven when I die. Not to your crappy boring one.
No. That doesn't exist. That's the joke.

That's right, I'm here to piss on everyone's fun!

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Kimra wrote:
Apocalyptus wrote:Hey, fuck you. I'm going to the fun heaven when I die. Not to your crappy boring one.
I think I'm going to that heaven too. I'm just hoping there's some a baileys stream and some male strippers... wait does this remind anyone of this place?*

*except for the strippers of course.
Ewww, cigarette trees?
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Apocalyptus wrote:Ewww, cigarette trees?
It's hobo heaven, what do you expect?
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Fair point, but a more authentic hobo heaven would likely also have such things booze in paper bag forests, and spare change lakes.

At least that's what I think, and that's what's important.
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Wow, imagine swimming in a pile of coins! Wouldn't that suck?

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