Why do others think you are insane?

[LordRetard]

My laugh often is silent; that hole-thing in my throat flaps back and forth making a kind of clicking noise.

Hmm, yes, I've studied linguistics. That hole-thing is called... The throat-tube*! The case is solved!

*Phonetics mid-term tomorrow. Wish me luck!

Aww, I wanted to hear you scream.*

*I mean this in the least disturbing way possible.

I hope you're no where near Toronto until I move out.

[Apocalyptus]

I have a shirt philosophy that says "I eat anorexics."

Fix'd.

Hardly a full meal, though. It'd be like starving myself.*

Actually, you could make a whole lot of soup with all those bones..

[Cirtur]

It's the same amount of bones as a normal person. Hey guys, looks like it's time for a joke!

There was a hobo on the street and a model walks past. He shrieks, "I haven't eaten for three days!"
She replies, "Force yourself dear."

[Snarky00]

Whenever I'm driving and I come to a round about I go around several times laughing to myself.


Victory Lap bitches!!!

[Cirtur]

What's funner is to do it when you have passengers.

[Snarky00]

Oh, I do.

[Cirtur]

Well in that case you need to go round until they ask you to stop.


And then act like you have only gone round once. Protip: Get everyone else involved and destroy a person life. Fun for everyone!

[Snarky00]

Dude Mike's in the back having a seizure!

A seizure? really?

Yeah, he thinks we've been driving in circles for half an hour!

Oh we better get to a hospital then. /continues driving in circles

[LordRetard]

Dude Mike's in the back having a seizure!

A seizure? really?

Yeah, he thinks we've been driving in circles for half an hour!

Oh we better get to a hospital then. /continues driving in circles

You sound like a monster.

[Cirtur]

A sexy monster.

[Sahan]

Hehe, my guitar group have a tradition of exclaiming 'Wooooaaaahhhhhh!' everytime we are in a vehicle together on tour and we are going around a corner. When we catch a bus with other passengers, it annoys the hell out of some of them, but some join in. Once the driver decided to join on on the fun and did a 990-degree turn on a roundabout for us. It was the silliest, yet best fun ever.

[LordRetard]

In general, if you sing or make a lot of noise on the bus, people generally can't stand you. But it's sooo much fun.

[Sahan]

Oh, also for the last couple of days I have been walking around uni with sticky tape on my index finger because my nail was about to tear off and I needed it for today, so I wan't going to let it fall off without a fight. It may not have attracted too much attention, but it was opaque and reasonably noticeable, and people were probably mildly curious if they did notice it.

[Edminster]

Why not just invest in a set of fingerpicks?

[Cirtur]

Or someone else to play the guitar for you. Then you can do your taxes at the same time and get more things done.

Another problem solved through the division of labour.