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You might be a pedophile. You probably are a pedophile.

Postby astasia » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:27 pm

Jesus Christ, there are a lot of pedophiles out there. If you are one, can you please just turn yourself into the police, so that I don't have to talk to your victims all day. Ditto on if you're going to decide to physically/emotionally/financially/sexually/mentally abuse your intimate partner.
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Postby Sahan » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:58 pm

Things would be so much easier for everyone if they just lowered the age limit of legal consent.

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Postby mountainmage » Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:09 pm

Am...Am I a pedophile?
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Re: You might be a pedophile. You probably are a pedophile.

Postby Cirtur » Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:29 pm

I do get this feeling of being groomed by Mage.

Anyway, I hand in my list of paedophiles at the end of every fiscal year.

[sincerity] Keep on fighting the good fight. It must be hard for you, but think of yourself as Captain Lesbian and it'll probably be easier/more fun. [/sincerity]

Lowering the age of consent would work wonders.
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Postby mountainmage » Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:36 pm

You're not a minor though, or so you've told me in our email exchanges. We're going to meet up soon, right? I'll bring the wine and pills, like I promised!
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Postby Cirtur » Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:46 pm

Yes. Let's meet up at my place. Ignore the police outside, my neighbours are having a party. For them. A police party.

Also, don't wear clothes.
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Postby mountainmage » Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:58 pm

Since I'm walking to your house, as long as I can take a seat when I get there we'll be hunky-dory.
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Re: You might be a pedophile. You probably are a pedophile.

Postby Edminster » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:04 pm

So, I was looking for the custom-built chair from Burn After Reading (if you've seen it, you know the one), but I ended up stumbling across these shoes. Now I want a pair.
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Postby Lethal Interjection » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:08 pm

Edminster wrote:So, I was looking for the custom-built chair from Burn After Reading (if you've seen it, you know the one), but I ended up stumbling across these shoes. Now I want a pair.


How did that happen? How does one look for a sex-chair and end up at that?
Also, I think those would drive me insane. I hate it when my socks even get jammed up between my toes.
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Postby mountainmage » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:09 pm

As long as they don't chafe my toes, it'd probably be comfy. But I wouldn't wear 'em.
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Postby Edminster » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:25 pm

Don't question my search methods.

Also, I found this and this as a result of my search string.
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Re: You might be a pedophile. You probably are a pedophile.

Postby Cirtur » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:29 pm

Those shoes are good. I have a wound on my right big toe so I have been putting my sock in between that toe and another on.
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Postby mountainmage » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:33 pm

You should wrap it in gauze and wear open-toed sandals.
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Postby Cirtur » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:45 pm

And then when it falls off from frostbite I can show it to people.
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Postby mountainmage » Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:47 pm

Right. England. Normal temperatures in winter. I forgot for a second that the crazy weather where I live doesn't reflect on the rest of the world.
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