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If I had a sixteen year old daughter who slept with a sixty year old man and his excuse was "I forgot to card her." I would still kill him have him rot in jail for as long as the law would allow. He can still get non-saggy twenty-thirty year olds without trouble (in that they exist, not that his all that) and even an idiot can tell the difference between someone in their mid teens and someone in their twenties.

/end my opinion on the matter/

Well isn't that the same as what Asherian said? "But a guy who banged a 16 year old isn't a pedophile, he's just unlucky and needs to learn to card anyone he sleeps with." The point is even these guys in their twenties don't realise that someone is in her teens. What is this 16 year old who can't figure it out that she shouldn't sleep with whatever comes by? Well it's most 16 year olds but maybe that's the problem here.

Nah, my point was that it wasn't a good enough excuse.

I was thinking more of a guy I knew who was at a convention and drunk. Woke up next to a 16 year old who Hadn't been drinking and picked him up then told him afterward 'oh by the way you broke the law'. And I've also known way to many 14-17 year old girls who could pass for 22-28 without that much effort, and would do so for the exact reason of getting an older guy to sleep with them. Take a look at 'hottest whatever amount male or females' sometime, you'll notice the average 'sexy' age for a male is in the late twenties early thirties while you rarely find a woman over 24 in those list. Our society doesn't have a rational standard of chasing our own age in the slightest. Though really I also take that guy's story as a classic "don't get drunk and sleep with someone at a convention" stories, though again, people do it anyways pretty commonly.

Also if my 16 year old daughter was fooling around with a 60 year old I'd be holding that on her end not his. Its her choice, and if she's making a stupid one I'm not going to bitch at the guy she's making it at I'm going to make sure she's thinking about it.

But silly me, I think people, even teenagers, should be held accountable and encouraged to think through their choices.

16 is more than fertile enough. If she isn't doing something wrong being with another 16 year old in that cheap motel, I don't think that the 60 year old is any different.

Yes. What this world needs is more people. More disgusting, greedy, ugly, stupid people.

Dude, that sentence doesn't need to mention all that stuff. It's like saying guns shoot bullets quickly. It's understood.

Wait, guns shoot bullets? I always assumed they just...arrived.

Courtesy of the bullet fairy.

Unlike the Laser fairy. Moar liek the Lazy fairy, amirite?

What do you mean? Lasers arrive way faster than bullets and this could possibly turned into a sexual joke if someone tried hard enough.

1) Not Star Wars lasers.

2) YOU* arrive way faster than bullets.


*Anyone reading this who is not me or Sahan or Ed, that beautiful man. Take that, guy.

Cirtur wrote:*Anyone reading this who is not me or Sahan. Take that, guy.

Change it if you want Ed.

I have my pride to consider, here.