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astasia wrote:Ditto on if you're going to decide to physically/emotionally/financially/sexually/mentally abuse your intimate partner.
What if it's consensual? I've been looking into at the SMS S&M scene... I think al of the above are requirements of it. :D


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I'd like to see someone financially abuse someone in S&M play. That'd be really funny.

I can picture it now...you tie them up and take their wallet/purse. Then, you take the money out and shove them in the persons mouth, I guess. Just be careful you don't use a coin purse, as it's a choking hazard.
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I've seen that scam on TV a lot. Someone comes by, handcuffs you to the bed, and then steals your wallet and runs off.

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mountainmage wrote:I'd like to see someone financially abuse someone in S&M play. That'd be really funny.

I can picture it now...you tie them up and take their wallet/purse. Then, you take the money out and shove them in the persons mouth, I guess. Just be careful you don't use a coin purse, as it's a choking hazard.
Or they tear up hundreds in front of them. Or make ill-advised off-Ebay purchases.

Of course the opposite would be the 'prostitute' from Han Dold City (in HHGTTG)*.


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All great ideas, gentlemen. Might I suggest a collaboration to create a new niche fetish video industry?
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Why hello there gentlemen.

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It appears to me that you're expressing interest in joining us on our little business endeavor.
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I am a legitimate businessman who is interested in legitimate business ventures. Are you also legitimate businessmen? Perhaps we can make a legitimate business contract.



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Excellent. You'll be in charge of "not" hiring hobos to star in our financially abused line of videos.
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Lowering the age of consent? Are you mad? Then we'll have to lower the age of voting and drinking and crap.
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AHMETxRock wrote:Lowering the age of consent? Are you mad? Then we'll have to lower the age of voting and drinking and crap.
What are you talking about? Neither in Canadia nor in AmeriKKKa do all of those things happen at the same time.

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I don't think America and canadiamthelamestcountryever would be able to pass those laws anyways. At least in America, even the "old enough to enlist, old enough to drink" group is still a minority.
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Pretty sure Canadia just changed the age of consent last year. Yet drinking/voting are still the same. (Well in Manitoba at least, but I'm pretty sure the other provinces don't matter)
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If I Recall Correctly: (in Ontario)

Age of consent is 16
Age of drinkin' is 19
Age of votin' is 18

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Over here we get taxed at 16 and then you can vote at 18. Does this system seem unfair? That's because it is.

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