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Re: Geohashing

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Cirtur wrote:I could tell you it on skype? Then it wouldn't be written.
I keep a log of all things said on skype.
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Um don't

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I was gonna suggest that! You stole my idea!
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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I smell an epic lengthy and costly legal battle for ownershp of the idea!
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Dear Oldrac, Master of the Sea.

I regret to inform you that claiming ownership of my idea has led to legal action. I expect to see you in court on Tuesday.

Yours sincerely,

Cirtur

PS My house. Soup party.

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To: Cirtur the Troll King
From: Pontius Edminster
Re: Theft of Crustacean intellectual property

As the duly appointed Royal Attorney for Lord Oldrac Cataphractos, I must inform you that we are filing a counter-suit alleging that you were the one to unlawfully confiscate the suggestion that Kimra the Scrivener resist her calligraphic tendencies with regards to ensuring that a rule and/or guideline remain unwritten. We look forward to seeing you in Court this coming Tuesday.

Humbly yours,
Edminster

PS What sort of soup? I myself am partial to Cream of Potato.
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My Dearest Edminster,

How dare you! How dare you take the side of this disgusting chitinous fool! What about love? What about loyalty? This is the height of betrayal and I will not stand for it.

I am filing for divorce. I expect to see you in court on Tuesday, although for a different matter entirely.

Yours, but not for much longer,

Cirtur, betrayed and bereaved of a lover.

PS It is a soup party, so that means there will be many kinds of soup, both provided and hopefully brought!

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To: Pontius Edminster
From: Lord of the Brachiates; Master of Lakes; King of Trolls; Wielder of Truth; Batman, the right honourable Cirtur esq.
Re: False Claims of Ownership towards and against a British subject.

I look forward to meeting you in Court on Tuesday. I have taken the liberty of requesting a fair and impartial judge for our case, more specifically I did it by name. We will parley in court under the jurisdiction of the honourable Mr. Sahan. You may know him for his work presiding over such cases as Cirtur V The State of New York, Cirtur V Cirtur and Cirtur V Mr. Anderson, in which he took the correct position on my side.

Yours,
Cirtur

PS It is a soup party, so that means there will be many kinds of soup, both provided and hopefully brought!

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To: Cirtur the Troll King
CC: Cirtur the Wife
From: Edminster
RE: Re: Theft of Crustacean intellectual property

I have been informed that I was not appointed as legal counsel for the Crustacean State, and was in point of fact hallucinating the whole thing. I sincerely apologise and hope that there is no further confusion on the matter. I also hope that my wife understands the terrific amount of stress this has caused me, and is willing to undertake marriage counseling in the hopes of salvaging our relationship (if only for the benefit of our adopted son, HARDKORE).

With a repentant heart,
Edminster


PS Are you inviting the Meyers family? I ask because last time you held a soup party they brought nothing and complained about all of the food brought in by everyone else, and I'm not entirely certain that's the kind of behaviour we want to encourage.
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Adjudication will commence immediately.

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If any one bring an accusation of any crime before the elders, and does not prove what he has charged, he shall, if it be a capital offense charged, be put to death.

If he satisfy the elders to impose a fine of grain or money, he shall receive the fine that the action produces.

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If any one steal cattle or sheep, or an ass, or a pig or a goat, if it belong to a god or to the court, the thief shall pay thirtyfold; if they belonged to a freed man of the king he shall pay tenfold; if the thief has nothing with which to pay he shall be put to death. 
Oldrac the Chitinous has not proven that the accused Cirtur has stolen from him. The theft of an idea being no capital offense, Oldrac the Chitinous shall pay to Cirtur in grain the value of ten ideas.

I, Hammurabi, have judged this matter fairly and with great wisdom. Let my judgement be carried out.


PS That soup thing is still happening, right? Can I bring a chowder instead?

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Dear everyone,

lol fagz

-From the desk of LR

PS. I thought I'd try something new and bring a thai curry! I found a recipe on the internet and it sounds fabulous. I hope you're all excited!

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I'm still waiting for my 10 ideas in the form of grain.

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Cirtur wrote:I'm still waiting for my 10 ideas in the form of grain.
I'm sure his imagining them at you right now.
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I'm sure I'm supposed to get actual grain.

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Hey, I have to think of the ideas first, so I know how much grain I'm supposed to give you.
Coming up with ideas is hard.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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1: School girls on an adventure in space to stop the ninja turtles from spreading their frat boy mindset through the entire universe.
2: A dog, a noose, a goose, and ghost Hitler ride the ultimate roller coaster ride.
3: Machines gain intelligence, learn to interpretive dance.
4: A Morgue by day, a party house by night!
5: Male superhero looking for sexy incompetent female villain to dry hump into oblivion, preferably in the metropolitian area.
6: When the entire world unites under one flag, people find it very difficult to watch the world cup.
7: Remember kids, be sure to check if your halloween candy has been drugged before you eat it. You need to be mentally prepared for the molestation.
8: Behold, the exciting field of necrobotony! Tired of reviving people from the dead just for them to want to eat your brains? NO LONGER! Just perform the rites in a graveyard, and it'll find it's own corpses to devour!
9: What's the deal with space ship food? I mean, every time I travel to mars I notice it's all just dehydrated crap. And seriously, can you believe the lack of gravity? WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR?
10. Imagine! Self-cleansing toilet paper! YOU ONLY NEED ONE ROLL!

Ten ideas isn't so hard.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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