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The Streets

Postby Cirtur » Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:42 pm

Stay true to them.
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Re: The Streets

Postby Sahan » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:28 am

Well, The Streets and I have never been all that close, to be honest. Sometimes we bump into each and exchange pleasantries, but that's about as far as it goes.
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Re: The Streets

Postby Lethal Interjection » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:36 am

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Re: The Streets

Postby Kimra » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:40 am

I cheat on them all the time. Who cares right? It's not like they can come and get me.
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Re: The Streets

Postby LordRetard » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:42 am

I'm always worried about catching something when I'm on the streets. That's why you always carry protection.
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Re: The Streets

Postby AHMETxRock » Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:54 pm

I hit the streets.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: The Streets

Postby Cirtur » Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:06 pm

Listen, stay true to your roots.
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Re: The Streets

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:45 pm

Wait, do I stay true to my roots or the streets?
I'm getting mixed messages here.
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Re: The Streets

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:35 am

Roots break the streets up! We got no room for roots when we reppin dah blacktop.
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Re: The Streets

Postby Sahan » Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:13 am

Yeah, espescially when you got have the road built near a swamp and the roots of the trees make the road all uneven, and when you drive by the car is constantly bobbing up and down. It's quite fun.
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Re: The Streets

Postby Edminster » Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:17 am

Fun to drive on, maybe. Fun to play street hockey on? Not at all. Really, it's impossible to stay true to roots AND the streets at the same time, as they are pretty much mutually exclusive. I don't know what kind of street and/or root bullshit Cirtur's trying to pull here, but I will not let it stand.
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Re: The Streets

Postby Cirtur » Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:45 am

Hey.


Stay true to the hood.
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Re: The Streets

Postby Sahan » Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:19 am

Are we allowed to lie to any inanimate objects, Cirtur? Why do we even have to listen to you?
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Re: The Streets

Postby Apocalyptus » Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:16 pm

Because if we don't, he'll go into the past with his time machine and molest our child-selves, scarring us for life.
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Re: The Streets

Postby Cirtur » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:19 pm

I don't molest the child-selves! I would ask if you want to participate in a film, and then you have to molest another child-self while I film.

Also you better get the accents right. I gots films to sell.
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