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Stay true to them.

Well, The Streets and I have never been all that close, to be honest. Sometimes we bump into each and exchange pleasantries, but that's about as far as it goes.

I cheat on them all the time. Who cares right? It's not like they can come and get me.

I'm always worried about catching something when I'm on the streets. That's why you always carry protection.

I hit the streets.

Listen, stay true to your roots.

Wait, do I stay true to my roots or the streets?
I'm getting mixed messages here.

Roots break the streets up! We got no room for roots when we reppin dah blacktop.

Yeah, espescially when you got have the road built near a swamp and the roots of the trees make the road all uneven, and when you drive by the car is constantly bobbing up and down. It's quite fun.

Fun to drive on, maybe. Fun to play street hockey on? Not at all. Really, it's impossible to stay true to roots AND the streets at the same time, as they are pretty much mutually exclusive. I don't know what kind of street and/or root bullshit Cirtur's trying to pull here, but I will not let it stand.

Hey.


Stay true to the hood.

Are we allowed to lie to any inanimate objects, Cirtur? Why do we even have to listen to you?

Because if we don't, he'll go into the past with his time machine and molest our child-selves, scarring us for life.

I don't molest the child-selves! I would ask if you want to participate in a film, and then you have to molest another child-self while I film.

Also you better get the accents right. I gots films to sell.