Our Final Goodbyes

[LordRetard]

Damn, I've classified celebrities as D-list before, but Z-list? Are those like people on sidewalks in the hot dog costumes?

Well Australia's on the other side of the world, so their alphabet is backwards. Z-list stars are actually very highly rated.

[Cirtur]

Russell Crow is a z-list star in Australia, whereas in the civilised world, we call him A-list.

[LordRetard]

Someone told me that I look like Russell Crowe recently. Is that a good thing? Moreover, is that even remotely true?

[Cirtur]

I've seen Russell Crowe's eyes, so you mustn't look like him.

[LordRetard]

True. Russell Crowe's gaze can't ruin a human being's soul.

[mountainmage]

You know, speaking of censoring your eyes all the time, you never commented on the fact that I censored your eyes in the SMBC shoop I made in inane drivel.

[Cirtur]

I noticed! But I didn't say anything because of peer pressure.

[mountainmage]

Well, your peers are jerks. It's the little touches that make a shoop, and I didn't get any props at all!

[Cirtur]

Well my peers were these guys so...I agree with you.

[Kimra]

But what about New Zealand?

It's not a continent?

Russell Crow is a z-list star in Australia, whereas in the civilised world, we call him A-list.

Actually his more a p-list celebrity. So crap he doesn't belong on either end of the spectrum.

You know, speaking of censoring your eyes all the time, you never commented on the fact that I censored your eyes in the SMBC shoop I made in inane drivel.

It made it look a lot more like him. I thought it was very clever. And now I'm gonna stop pandering to your ego.

[mountainmage]

But my ego needs pandering to survive!

[Kimra]

But I don't want it to survive. It is my ultimate goal to crush the human spirit in everyone I met.

[Cirtur]

But you haven't even met him yet!

[mountainmage]

Cirtur has a point. You've seen my picture, heard my voice, and you know my name, but you've never met me!

[Cirtur]

I don't remember his name.