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Satan
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:17 am
by Apocalyptus
I am Satan, or at least I was for one brief, shining moment:
Bow before me, minions of evil!
Re: Satan
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:26 am
by Sahan
I always think people are rerferring to me when they write those 5 letters, but then I remember that they don't know my actual identity.
Re: Satan
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:28 am
by LordRetard
I'm on it.
LRZEBUB, LORD OF THE RETARDS
Re: Satan
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:30 am
by freako104
What if we aren't evil but good? Neutral good or Lawful good in my case.
Re: Satan
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:32 am
by LordRetard
Re: Satan
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:36 am
by mountainmage
Demotivators used to be funny. I remember those times.
Re: Satan
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:37 am
by Oldrac the Chitinous
My phone number contains the digits 666.
I like to tell people I got it secondhand from Satan.
Re: Satan
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:37 am
by LordRetard
I still think they're funny. It doesn't even matter. You could just cut out the extra line and it wouldn't be a demotivator but it would say the same thing, so who cares? For that matter that's a really old one anyway.
Re: Satan
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:03 am
by FengharTheNord
If I ever see Jesus I'm gonna kill him. Don't have really anything against him, but if I sees him, I'm gonna lance 'em.
Re: Satan
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:42 am
by Euclidthegreek
New biblical insights suggest that the number of the beast is actually 696.
Sahan wrote:I always think people are rerferring to me when they write those 5 letters, but then I remember that they don't know my actual identity.
Whenever I see your name I think it says Satan. I usually think of Seitan when seeing the word Satan, and vice versa.
Re: Satan
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:46 am
by Apocalyptus
freako104 wrote:What if we aren't evil but good? Neutral good or Lawful good in my case.
Then you can get the hell* out.
*Haha I said hell, geddit? I'm so witty.
Re: Satan
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:07 am
by Kimra
I was Satan months ago.
As where many members of the forum (I see those post counts). Your not the first. Just you remember that.
Re: Satan
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:21 am
by Apocalyptus
I... I'm sorry Kimra, I let the temporary power get to my head! Can you ever forgive me?
Re: Satan
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:32 am
by LordRetard
With every word you speak you become further from Satan!
Re: Satan
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:48 am
by Apocalyptus
Err, I mean shut up Kimra, noone wants to listen to you! I am the Dark Lord of Evil, so I command you all to ... do evil things and bitchslap Jesus and stuff.