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Oh. Um, I wasn't actually expecting to be agreed with.
But, okay. I can work with this, I think.
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HEY. NO TALKING ABOUT KILLING YOURSELF IN THE KILLING YOURSELF THREAD. >:I

People these days...

Naw go ahead man, just as long as you aren't seriously entertaining the thoughts, it's very normal to have a self-destructive fantasy.
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FengharTheNord wrote:it's very normal to have a self-destructive fantasy.
You are the first person to ever tell me this! It's honestly kind of nice to hear.

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Really? Wow. I thought it was a relatively well known fact. Cool. : ) Glad I could make you happy!
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Hey, I used to get into a lot of trouble for saying all of the things that I did... In the end there were a ton of people telling me, no, it wasn't okay to have this kind of fantasy! It made me really angry and uncomfortable.

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Its perfectly normal, unless you talk to a psychiatrist at which point 'suicide ideation' is a sign of hospital level depression.

At least, that was the ones I was going to reaction to me having a whole little plan and the fact I was debating weapon of choice and wear to wound. Bloody doctors. i really don't see the harm in the task, but I've a rather long morbid streak and a truly terrible sense of humor.
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LordRetard wrote:
FengharTheNord wrote:it's very normal to have a self-destructive fantasy.
You are the first person to ever tell me this! It's honestly kind of nice to hear.
Honestly I've always figured most people have at least the occasional self-destructive fantasy. I mean, even if you never seriously entertain the idea, the idea that you've never even thought about how you might kill yourself would really surprise me.
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I mentioned before that I'e thought about it, but if I'm ever going to kill myself I'd try and send a message through my death, and so far have yet to find a message I'd kill myself for.
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How 'bout this one?

I think my suicide note will say something like "I had everything but I did it anyway because Tod is a jerk".

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If I was going to kill myself, I'd probably give it some meaning, i.e. blow myself up for the conservative party.

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Nope, I don't even let myself think about it. I see nothing wrong with a sort of side thinking on occasions, after all I know what I'm gonna do when the Zombie Apocalypse comes, but that's a topic I wont consider in any method.

My mum, strange lady has hers planned incase she lives long enough to start getting dementia, she refuses to live like that so she's got it all sorted out. That's not the same thing though, that's when her mind is going and there is no recovery, sort of like euthanasia* but a mental degeneration rather than physical.

But before I even considered something like that I'd run away. I'd go Batman on the world. Drop everything, disappear, and learn how to be super awesome. Really it sounds like a better plan to me.


*I always did wonder why the Youth in Asia where killing themselves.
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smiley_cow wrote:
LordRetard wrote:
FengharTheNord wrote:it's very normal to have a self-destructive fantasy.
You are the first person to ever tell me this! It's honestly kind of nice to hear.
Honestly I've always figured most people have at least the occasional self-destructive fantasy. I mean, even if you never seriously entertain the idea, the idea that you've never even thought about how you might kill yourself would really surprise me.
I don't think I've ever thought how I might kill myself, to be honest. I've thought about suicide before, never seriously, but I don't think I've ever really entertained method. I think whenever I've begun to get that far into it I figure that it is probably a bad thing and move on to other thoughts/activities. I don't ever recall thinking "this is the way I'd do it" or "this'd be better than that" and so on.

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I was forced to watch a Lifetime movie in health class senior year of high school where someone's sibling committed suicide (no one suspected it, even though he had all the warning signs). The remaining sibling made a presentation in her class and said that entertaining suicidal thoughts is perfectly normal. When the class disagreed, she said maybe they were the crazy ones. Then some people started admitting it.
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On the other hand, plans for killing other people... they are well developed.
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I uh







I wasn;t really listeing
has the conversation taken an interesting turn?

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