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Euclidthegreek wrote:
FengharTheNord wrote:When I die I want it to be because I am like "welp, I've done everything ever and explored the entire universe and now I'm going to see what a black hole feels like" and then I won't actually die because I'll just be compressed into a single point and actually turn into god and explode out as another universe.
That is an amazing way to die.
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Cirtur wrote:
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It's more the people that ruin the church. Hey-O!
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FengharTheNord wrote:
Euclidthegreek wrote:
FengharTheNord wrote:When I die I want it to be because I am like "welp, I've done everything ever and explored the entire universe and now I'm going to see what a black hole feels like" and then I won't actually die because I'll just be compressed into a single point and actually turn into god and explode out as another universe.
That is an amazing way to die.
I KNOW ISN'T IT?
Man you guys I don't even know how you missed the part where he doesn't really die I mean he even says "I won't actually die" in it man you guys are lame but at least one of you has a girlfriend and that is pretty not lame I guess?
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Wife is better than girlfriend.

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I dunno man. I mean, it isn't much different than rotting in a corpse except you take up less space. I mean, being eaten by Tiamat would be just the same.

Hell, I could devour your entire body, and shit out the waste. All that would remain would be the strongest of you that my body finds need of.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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AHMETxRock wrote:I dunno man. I mean, it isn't much different than rotting in a corpse except you take up less space. I mean, being eaten by Tiamat would be just the same.

Hell, I could devour your entire body, and shit out the waste. All that would remain would be the strongest of you that my body finds need of.
Who's Tiamat?
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Lives next door to Xiamult. He's tall.

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smiley_cow wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:I dunno man. I mean, it isn't much different than rotting in a corpse except you take up less space. I mean, being eaten by Tiamat would be just the same.

Hell, I could devour your entire body, and shit out the waste. All that would remain would be the strongest of you that my body finds need of.
Who's Tiamat?
You.
Are.
Noob.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Pfft. If you were just going to send me a bunch of links I could have just googled it myself.
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I like to think of Tiamat as the opposite of Bahamut. Anyone know of any other legendary dragons?
For my story I've been looking up mythical creatures of various backgrounds, and it is interesting to know that both dragons come from middle eastern origins, although both were actually originally sea creatures.
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neat.
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AHMETxRock wrote:I like to think of Tiamat as the opposite of Bahamut.
D&D NERD SPOTTED.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

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