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Re: Holy crap!

Postby LordRetard » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:45 pm

That's the advantage to being me. No one says a word if they think I'm ogling.
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Re: Holy crap!

Postby Feedbacker » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:15 am

Lethal Interjection wrote:I have great peripheral. Great vision in general. When I got my license, though, they gave me slightly imperfect vision. I don't remember if it was 25/20 or 20/25. Anyways, I was pretty sure it was because I simply stumbled on a part of the test.
Either way, I have great eyesight, and my peripheral is fantastic.

I do zone out my vision sometimes. Not to the point where some has to get my attention audibly, but I frequently stare off into space and often people will ask what I'm looking for/at, and occasionally think I'm looking at them when really I'm looking through them or past them, or whatever you want to call it. I've even been accused of ogling before with it, but I intentionally don't zone out in the direction of someone's t or a, so if it happens it is because they've wandered into my line of sight and I haven't noticed enough to refocus or change the direction of my gaze.
I mean, come on, I am very discreet about my ogling.



I am the exact same way. Exactly.

I have incredible vision (my hearing could use work though). I also tend to stare off into space sometimes, and it usually nets me some flak for checking someone out.

Also;

I said Craig, because that is what Facebook told me someone's name was. If that persons name is not in fact, Craig they are a dirty rotten liar (you know who you are.)

I am not Matthew.

I am Seth.

Suck it.
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Re: Holy crap!

Postby Sahan » Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:34 am

Yeah I know. I confused you for the person whose name is Matthew. I was trying to jokingly suggest that using real names on the forum was amount to sacrilege, but then it all blew up in my face.
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Re: Holy crap!

Postby Cirtur » Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:47 am

Just like the Buddha.

Anyway, Craig is Ed's strange nickname. I do know his real name; it is incredibly cool so I'm not going to tell you it.
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Re: Holy crap!

Postby mountainmage » Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:15 pm

Asherian wrote:No, not really. Explain in details!

It's like I always know what's in my peripheral vision, I don't really focus so hard on one thing that I can't see what's going on in my periphery.

LordRetard wrote:I'm really twitchy and constantly looking around, which makes a lot of people nervous on the subway. On the plus side, it looks like I'm looking at everyone, which makes it easier to pretend I'm scanning over when I'm actually watching only a couple of people.

Damn, that sounds creepy.

Cirtur wrote:Anyway, Craig is Ed's strange nickname. I do know his real name; it is incredibly cool so I'm not going to tell you it.

It's Steve.
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Re: Holy crap!

Postby Cirtur » Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:33 pm

It's Steven.
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Re: Holy crap!

Postby Lethal Interjection » Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:26 pm

Cirtur wrote:It's Steven.


Saint Steven.
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Re: Holy crap!

Postby Cirtur » Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:29 pm

Saint Steven was also known as "The Gay Pope".
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Re: Holy crap!

Postby LordRetard » Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:25 am

mountainmage wrote:
LordRetard wrote:I'm really twitchy and constantly looking around, which makes a lot of people nervous on the subway. On the plus side, it looks like I'm looking at everyone, which makes it easier to pretend I'm scanning over when I'm actually watching only a couple of people.

Damn, that sounds creepy.

What can I say? People who know me know I'm just weird but I am totally aware that I look crazy.
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Re: Holy crap!

Postby Cirtur » Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:43 am

You need to invest in some head stabilisers.
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Re: Holy crap!

Postby mountainmage » Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:45 am

I invested in NOT REVEALING THE TRUTH, IN ORDER TO RESPECT THE WISHES OF WHICH SAID TRUTH IS ABOUT.
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Re: Holy crap!

Postby Frostbite » Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:34 am

Tomfoolery.
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Re: Holy crap!

Postby mountainmage » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:14 am

That last one really was edited by me.
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Re: Holy crap!

Postby LordRetard » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:40 am

mountainmage wrote:That last one really was edited by me.

Couldn't keep it a secret could you.
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Re: Holy crap!

Postby mountainmage » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:41 am

I was asked to, so I gladly obliged.
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