One Big Happy Family

Everything else.

Moderator: GreenCrayon

Post Reply
User avatar
Cirtur
Licensed Troll Pornographer
Posts: 9964
Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:13 pm
Location: Europe
Contact:

One Big Happy Family

Post by Cirtur »

That's us!

Now let's assign roles for humorous effect! i.e Fenghar is the crazy son.

User avatar
Kimra
He-Man in a Miniskirt
Posts: 6853
Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:18 am
Location: meanwhile elsewhere

Re: One Big Happy Family

Post by Kimra »

Some options:*

Crazy cat lady aunty.
Abused pet dog.
Great great grandfather with a strange obsession with wars.
Overly friendly neighbour who always wants to babysit.

*not for me, for anyone. I think Im the annoying neighbour who wont go away.
King Prawn

User avatar
mountainmage
Mage of the Mountains
Posts: 9601
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 11:42 am
Location: Right here. Right now.

Re: One Big Happy Family

Post by mountainmage »

I'm the uncle who talks way too much, but you generally like*.


*Right guys? Right?
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away

User avatar
Sahan
"I promise you no penis jokes."
Posts: 4360
Joined: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:20 am
Location: Perth, Australia
Contact:

Re: One Big Happy Family

Post by Sahan »

Slightly dopey but less crazy brother of Fenghar?
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."

Since when is chemistry not a science?

User avatar
Cirtur
Licensed Troll Pornographer
Posts: 9964
Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:13 pm
Location: Europe
Contact:

Re: One Big Happy Family

Post by Cirtur »

No, you're the slutty daughter.

User avatar
Lethal Interjection
Death by Elocution
Posts: 8051
Joined: Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:17 pm
Location: Behind your ear. It's magic!
Contact:

Re: One Big Happy Family

Post by Lethal Interjection »

Can I be the long dead grandfather?

User avatar
Apocalyptus
Not what you were expecting
Posts: 5283
Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:00 pm
Location: Melbourne

Re: One Big Happy Family

Post by Apocalyptus »

I'm probably the slightly creepy older sibling who repeatedly remarks 'that's what she/he said!' inappropriately when not in my secret basement full of bondage gear.

Every family has one of those, right?
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."

User avatar
FengharTheNord
Avord the Nord
Posts: 2365
Joined: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:48 pm
Location: location location
Contact:

Re: One Big Happy Family

Post by FengharTheNord »

Crazy Son? Yessssssssss!
DonRetrasado wrote:
Amerika wrote:
DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
bow chicka bow wow

User avatar
AHMETxRock
Spam-Bot Trollop
Posts: 5515
Joined: Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:54 am
Location: Box of Cereal.
Contact:

Re: One Big Happy Family

Post by AHMETxRock »

Hot mom.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

User avatar
LordRetard
The Most Retardedest
Posts: 9973
Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:44 pm
Location: My Parents' Basement

Re: One Big Happy Family

Post by LordRetard »

Potato with messed up eyes?

User avatar
Asherian
Token Erisian
Posts: 1272
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:22 am
Location: A City in the rain

Re: One Big Happy Family

Post by Asherian »

AHMETxRock wrote:Hot mom.
Ahmet, if anyone here gets that one I think it should be Edminster. I personally want to go for that creepy uncle who makes horrible jokes that just make everyone a little nervous and sidle away.
As pure as the driven snow. Bitches

User avatar
Edminster
Tested positive for Space-AIDS
Posts: 8835
Joined: Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:53 pm
Location: Internet
Contact:

Re: One Big Happy Family

Post by Edminster »

Asherian wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:Hot mom.
Ahmet, if anyone here gets that one I think it should be Edminster. I personally want to go for that creepy uncle who makes horrible jokes that just make everyone a little nervous and sidle away.
I was hoping for stern but loving father but um that's good too i guess.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

gödel stop spreading fud

User avatar
AHMETxRock
Spam-Bot Trollop
Posts: 5515
Joined: Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:54 am
Location: Box of Cereal.
Contact:

Re: One Big Happy Family

Post by AHMETxRock »

In that case I'll be the really good looking step father that doesn't love anyone else in that family and makes the mother abandon the rest of them all for me.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

User avatar
Edminster
Tested positive for Space-AIDS
Posts: 8835
Joined: Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:53 pm
Location: Internet
Contact:

Re: One Big Happy Family

Post by Edminster »

Are you coming on to me?
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

gödel stop spreading fud

User avatar
Asherian
Token Erisian
Posts: 1272
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:22 am
Location: A City in the rain

Re: One Big Happy Family

Post by Asherian »

Run Ed, run far and fast.

If we're doing stepparents then I totally want to rethink my position. I would -love- to be the crazy psycho step mother who stabs you in the back, say it was just you acting out, and gets you sent to military school/your other parents so all the family resources go to Her children. That's way better then creepy uncle.
As pure as the driven snow. Bitches

Post Reply