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One Big Happy Family

Postby Cirtur » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:47 am

That's us!

Now let's assign roles for humorous effect! i.e Fenghar is the crazy son.
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Re: One Big Happy Family

Postby Kimra » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:40 am

Some options:*

Crazy cat lady aunty.
Abused pet dog.
Great great grandfather with a strange obsession with wars.
Overly friendly neighbour who always wants to babysit.

*not for me, for anyone. I think Im the annoying neighbour who wont go away.
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Re: One Big Happy Family

Postby mountainmage » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:46 am

I'm the uncle who talks way too much, but you generally like*.


*Right guys? Right?
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Re: One Big Happy Family

Postby Sahan » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:59 am

Slightly dopey but less crazy brother of Fenghar?
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Re: One Big Happy Family

Postby Cirtur » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:48 pm

No, you're the slutty daughter.
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Re: One Big Happy Family

Postby Lethal Interjection » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:48 pm

Can I be the long dead grandfather?
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Re: One Big Happy Family

Postby Apocalyptus » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:26 pm

I'm probably the slightly creepy older sibling who repeatedly remarks 'that's what she/he said!' inappropriately when not in my secret basement full of bondage gear.

Every family has one of those, right?
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Re: One Big Happy Family

Postby FengharTheNord » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:03 pm

Crazy Son? Yessssssssss!
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Re: One Big Happy Family

Postby AHMETxRock » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:04 am

Hot mom.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: One Big Happy Family

Postby LordRetard » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:24 am

Potato with messed up eyes?
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Re: One Big Happy Family

Postby Asherian » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:42 am

AHMETxRock wrote:Hot mom.


Ahmet, if anyone here gets that one I think it should be Edminster. I personally want to go for that creepy uncle who makes horrible jokes that just make everyone a little nervous and sidle away.
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Re: One Big Happy Family

Postby Edminster » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:49 am

Asherian wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:Hot mom.


Ahmet, if anyone here gets that one I think it should be Edminster. I personally want to go for that creepy uncle who makes horrible jokes that just make everyone a little nervous and sidle away.

I was hoping for stern but loving father but um that's good too i guess.
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Re: One Big Happy Family

Postby AHMETxRock » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:55 am

In that case I'll be the really good looking step father that doesn't love anyone else in that family and makes the mother abandon the rest of them all for me.
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Re: One Big Happy Family

Postby Edminster » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:56 am

Are you coming on to me?
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Re: One Big Happy Family

Postby Asherian » Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:13 am

Run Ed, run far and fast.

If we're doing stepparents then I totally want to rethink my position. I would -love- to be the crazy psycho step mother who stabs you in the back, say it was just you acting out, and gets you sent to military school/your other parents so all the family resources go to Her children. That's way better then creepy uncle.
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