One Big Happy Family
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- mountainmage
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Re: One Big Happy Family
It's not like I'll be disappointed if my family dies out. We haven't done anything amazing as far as I know.
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- LordRetard
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Re: One Big Happy Family
Mage's family invented poverty and bad taste and getting by and taking it from the boss.
Marriage might be okay. Definitely not into having children, 'cause it sounds terrible. I think I'd make a really lousy father.
Marriage might be okay. Definitely not into having children, 'cause it sounds terrible. I think I'd make a really lousy father.
- Euclidthegreek
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Re: One Big Happy Family
We need to include everyone who's been memorable. What role should the Forum elders have? I suggest that GreenCrayon be the family patriarch who commands order and respect and always is solemn and wears a suit.
Edminster wrote:I'm starting to think Euclid lives in the past.
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Re: One Big Happy Family
I recently found out that the only clothes I feel comfortable in are either extremely formal or extremely informal.
That's...that's to do with the suit thing.
That's...that's to do with the suit thing.
You'd make a great father, what with your overwhelming eyes/girth.LordRetard wrote:Mage's family invented poverty and bad taste and getting by and taking it from the boss.
Marriage might be okay. Definitely not into having children, 'cause it sounds terrible. I think I'd make a really lousy father.
- LordRetard
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Re: One Big Happy Family
True. I wouldn't even have to beat his ass, I'd just look straight into his eyes and say "I command you to clean your room!" Then he'd die instantly.
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Re: One Big Happy Family
Instant Fathering Award!
- LordRetard
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Re: One Big Happy Family
God went through a number of sons before he realised that he'd be better off leaving them for adoption on Earth instead of turning them into pillars of Nackle.
- Cirtur
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I'm pretty sure "pillar of Nackle" only happened once.
- LordRetard
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Re: One Big Happy Family
Oh come on, it's not like the Bible is historically accurate. It's been through a lot of revisions. Contemporary documents suggest that God spent most of his time kicking puppies and pissing on cities.
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Re: One Big Happy Family
That's what I do now, except the other way around.
- Apocalyptus
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Re: One Big Happy Family
Kicking cities and pissing on puppies? That is bad-ass, man.
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Re: One Big Happy Family
It's how I roll.
*Put on shades*
*Speed off on motorbike*
*Put on shades*
*Speed off on motorbike*
- Apocalyptus
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Re: One Big Happy Family
You forgot to put on your helmet!
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Where I'm going, we don't need helmets.
- Apocalyptus
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Re: One Big Happy Family
Purgatory?
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."