One Big Happy Family

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:43 pm

It's not like I'll be disappointed if my family dies out. We haven't done anything amazing as far as I know.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:24 am

Mage's family invented poverty and bad taste and getting by and taking it from the boss.

Marriage might be okay. Definitely not into having children, 'cause it sounds terrible. I think I'd make a really lousy father.

Euclidthegreek · Post by **Euclidthegreek** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:59 am

We need to include everyone who's been memorable. What role should the Forum elders have? I suggest that GreenCrayon be the family patriarch who commands order and respect and always is solemn and wears a suit.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:41 am

I recently found out that the only clothes I feel comfortable in are either extremely formal or extremely informal.

That's...that's to do with the suit thing.

LordRetard wrote:Mage's family invented poverty and bad taste and getting by and taking it from the boss.

Marriage might be okay. Definitely not into having children, 'cause it sounds terrible. I think I'd make a really lousy father.

You'd make a great father, what with your overwhelming eyes/girth.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:54 am

True. I wouldn't even have to beat his ass, I'd just look straight into his eyes and say "I command you to clean your room!" Then he'd die instantly.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:32 am

Instant Fathering Award!

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:38 am

God went through a number of sons before he realised that he'd be better off leaving them for adoption on Earth instead of turning them into pillars of Nackle.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:42 am

I'm pretty sure "pillar of Nackle" only happened once.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:56 am

Oh come on, it's not like the Bible is historically accurate. It's been through a lot of revisions. Contemporary documents suggest that God spent most of his time kicking puppies and pissing on cities.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:16 pm

That's what I do now, except the other way around.

Apocalyptus · Post by **Apocalyptus** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:33 pm

Kicking cities and pissing on puppies? That is bad-ass, man.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:37 pm

It's how I roll.

*Put on shades*

*Speed off on motorbike*

Apocalyptus · Post by **Apocalyptus** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:49 pm

You forgot to put on your helmet!

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:49 pm

Where I'm going, we don't need helmets.

Apocalyptus · Post by **Apocalyptus** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:12 pm

Purgatory?

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