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Re: One Big Happy Family

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It's not like I'll be disappointed if my family dies out. We haven't done anything amazing as far as I know.
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Mage's family invented poverty and bad taste and getting by and taking it from the boss.

Marriage might be okay. Definitely not into having children, 'cause it sounds terrible. I think I'd make a really lousy father.

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We need to include everyone who's been memorable. What role should the Forum elders have? I suggest that GreenCrayon be the family patriarch who commands order and respect and always is solemn and wears a suit.
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I recently found out that the only clothes I feel comfortable in are either extremely formal or extremely informal.

That's...that's to do with the suit thing.
LordRetard wrote:Mage's family invented poverty and bad taste and getting by and taking it from the boss.

Marriage might be okay. Definitely not into having children, 'cause it sounds terrible. I think I'd make a really lousy father.
You'd make a great father, what with your overwhelming eyes/girth.

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True. I wouldn't even have to beat his ass, I'd just look straight into his eyes and say "I command you to clean your room!" Then he'd die instantly.

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Instant Fathering Award!

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God went through a number of sons before he realised that he'd be better off leaving them for adoption on Earth instead of turning them into pillars of Nackle.

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I'm pretty sure "pillar of Nackle" only happened once.

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Oh come on, it's not like the Bible is historically accurate. It's been through a lot of revisions. Contemporary documents suggest that God spent most of his time kicking puppies and pissing on cities.

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That's what I do now, except the other way around.

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Kicking cities and pissing on puppies? That is bad-ass, man.
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It's how I roll.

*Put on shades*

*Speed off on motorbike*

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You forgot to put on your helmet!
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Where I'm going, we don't need helmets.

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Purgatory?
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