One Big Happy Family

[Cirtur]

South Dakota.

[Sahan]

Cushionland, of course. Where apart from a narrow road leading to the capital city, everything else is sharp jagged peaks that would cause instant death by impalement should you fall.

[mountainmage]

South Dakota.

Only if you're over 18!

[Kidd]

I'm the somewhat cool cousin who you wouldn't mind hanging out with if you had to, but at the same time, I'm too sketch to make plans with. I'll up and disappear for months at a time until Ed Facebook stalks me into returning again.


You know, we all have one of those, right?

[LordRetard]

Hmm no, I don't like any of my cousins.

[smiley_cow]

I like some of my cousins.

[Cirtur]

I fucking hate all of my cousins. Although they are 3 and 1.

FUCK YOU FREYA AND CHARLIE

YOU DON'T EVEN DO ANYTHING

[LordRetard]

Man, your cousin is named Freya? What the fuck?

[smiley_cow]

Maybe she's Swedish or something.

[mountainmage]

I have two first cousins (children of the black sheep in my family) that I've never met and a bunch of second and third cousins I met once when I was very young.

I'm neutral on the issue of cousins.

[Cirtur]

Freya isn't even Swedish. They live in Cheshire!

COUSINS MAKES ME SO ANGRY

[mountainmage]

Well, at least her parents have good taste in names.

[Cirtur]

Their parents are pretty cool.

BUT FREYA SHE JUST


AAARGGH

[smiley_cow]

There seems to be a lot of anger here. Did they drown your cat or something?

[LordRetard]

I wish!