A Public Forum

[Kimra]

Because my cult is extra awesome and they can rise up to Level 307 Mega Ubber Awesome Tech Dragon of Death.

[Cirtur]

Your cult sounds awful.

[Kimra]

I'm glad you think so, because you would never be inducted.



You don't pass the selection criteria.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Why would they need another one? THEY'RE ALREADY A LEVEL 9 SPACE DRAGON

Ha ha! I still outrank them, then!

[Cirtur]

Well clearly. You need to spend $5000 be of incredible importance to advance beyond level 9.

[Raziel]

I'm glad you think so, because you would never be inducted.



You don't pass the selection criteria.

I'm totally up for joining a cult, but only if I can still be involved with my other cults. Mr. Hubbard would be quite angry with me if I quit now...

(And you may have a space dragon, but we have invisible creatures that were arbitrarily killed and put into human bodies, a book that nobody is allowed to see that's filled with plot holes, an evil space overlord, planes that can fly in outer space, racial confusion, little to no understanding of how the human mind works, and absolute certainly that everything we say is right. Oh, did I mention that the book that nobody can see was somehow stolen? Think that shit sounds crazy? Join my girlfriend's cult; the Catholics have us beat hands down.)

[Kimra]

No. You can't be bi-cultel if you join my cult. It's against the doctrine.*

*which I'm writing as we speak/discuss this.

[Cirtur]

Is Raziel making fun of catholics or scientologists?

I really can't work it out, but I'm going to go for catholics, because it's way funnier for Raziel to think catholics believe those things.

[AHMETxRock]

Catholics can see it I think, although when I read from the bible about the believers smiting infidels with a holy sword and then asking what the fuck the pope meant when he said islam was a religion spread by the sword, the dude freaked and took it away. He made sure no one could get me a bible either, even when they were being given out for free in school for some reason.

[Cirtur]

Ahmet a religion isn't worth shit unless there's something for believers to deny about it.

[AHMETxRock]

I deny nothing about my religion! Women are slaves! Jews takes all the moneys or something!
Also, I forgot to say I think he wasn't talking about catholics.

[smiley_cow]

Catholics can see it I think, although when I read from the bible about the believers smiting infidels with a holy sword and then asking what the fuck the pope meant when he said islam was a religion spread by the sword, the dude freaked and took it away. He made sure no one could get me a bible either, even when they were being given out for free in school for some reason.

There's a few bibles that are available for free online.

King James Bible