UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

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Yes we are ranked number 2. Speeking of being a big number 2, shoe, if you want to see some tongue action then ask your old lady what happen the last time I over. Anyways we play again and I will keep you all updated on how we are doing.
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So...


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Eating out shoe's mom
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is what I got from that post.
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That's way less traumatising than what I got.

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Wow, I'm so glad I don't think of scat porn when "tongue action" and "moms" are referenced.
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Sorry, it's just what happens when the phrase 'number two' is inextricably linked with poop.
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Dude, you got some german scat? Thats just wrong. Also, old lady normally means wife but take it as you will. I am an Equal Opportunist. I can go both ways with mom and wife. I can also go with shoes mom and wife at the same time.
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Wait; why'd you use the phrase "number two", then?

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Also Shoe's a girl, and straight as far as I know.
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Huh? Isn't she bi? Didn't we discuss this ages ago? I've forgotten most everyone's sexual orientation.

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Even your own?

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I'm into anything that's a dead hooker buried under my floorboards.

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That's the LR I know.

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LordRetard wrote:Huh? Isn't she bi? Didn't we discuss this ages ago? I've forgotten most everyone's sexual orientation.
I think you're right. At the very least I seem to remember a certain Skype conversation involving the actress who plays Hermione.
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Uuh, early movie Hermione or later movie Hermione?

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Last I checked, she wasn't also a pedophile so I'm going to hazard a guess and say later-movie Emma Watson.
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