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Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:13 am
by HARDKORE
Yes we are ranked number 2. Speeking of being a big number 2, shoe, if you want to see some tongue action then ask your old lady what happen the last time I over. Anyways we play again and I will keep you all updated on how we are doing.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:15 am
by mountainmage
So...


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Eating out shoe's mom
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is what I got from that post.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:52 am
by Edminster
That's way less traumatising than what I got.

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Schei├če porn involving Shoe's mom comment
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Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:55 am
by mountainmage
Wow, I'm so glad I don't think of scat porn when "tongue action" and "moms" are referenced.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:58 am
by Edminster
Sorry, it's just what happens when the phrase 'number two' is inextricably linked with poop.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:40 am
by HARDKORE
Dude, you got some german scat? Thats just wrong. Also, old lady normally means wife but take it as you will. I am an Equal Opportunist. I can go both ways with mom and wife. I can also go with shoes mom and wife at the same time.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:42 am
by LordRetard
Wait; why'd you use the phrase "number two", then?

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:07 am
by mountainmage
Also Shoe's a girl, and straight as far as I know.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:25 am
by LordRetard
Huh? Isn't she bi? Didn't we discuss this ages ago? I've forgotten most everyone's sexual orientation.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:38 am
by Cirtur
Even your own?

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:40 am
by LordRetard
I'm into anything that's a dead hooker buried under my floorboards.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:45 am
by Cirtur
That's the LR I know.

Keep up the good fight.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:38 pm
by smiley_cow
LordRetard wrote:Huh? Isn't she bi? Didn't we discuss this ages ago? I've forgotten most everyone's sexual orientation.
I think you're right. At the very least I seem to remember a certain Skype conversation involving the actress who plays Hermione.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:25 pm
by LordRetard
Uuh, early movie Hermione or later movie Hermione?

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:31 pm
by Edminster
Last I checked, she wasn't also a pedophile so I'm going to hazard a guess and say later-movie Emma Watson.