UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

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All are good.

As in, she has always been about 2 years older than me, so pretty hot.

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But... aren't you a pedophile? So wouldn't she be less hot, being older than you?

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Listen, I have explained this multiple times. Just because I make child porn, doesn't make me a paedophile.

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Well when you get bored of adults, you ring me up.

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LordRetard » Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:42 am

Wait; why'd you use the phrase "number two", then?
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We win. Florida went down. We are coming number one in the nation. Big Blue is on its way.
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Which Florida? We have like 3 big teams.
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The gators.
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I get the feeling that these aren't actual alligators? Yeah, they should be.

I think we should have a Super-Olympics. We could have the paralympics, for people with disadvantages; the Olympics, for regular people and the Super-lympics, where you can use whatever enhancement you want.

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I would watch that.

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Could the events be more extreme, too? Like in the swimming events, there'd be sharks in the pool or something.
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mountainmage wrote:Could the events be more extreme, too? Like in the swimming events, there'd be sharks in the pool or something.
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I think the next logical step is a classic Star Trek pit fight.
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I choose the bat'leth!

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