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Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:38 pm
by Cirtur
All are good.

As in, she has always been about 2 years older than me, so pretty hot.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:57 pm
by Lethal Interjection
But... aren't you a pedophile? So wouldn't she be less hot, being older than you?

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:08 pm
by Cirtur
Listen, I have explained this multiple times. Just because I make child porn, doesn't make me a paedophile.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:08 pm
by smiley_cow
LordRetard wrote:Uuh, early movie Hermione or later movie Hermione?
Yeah, I'm fairly certain it was adult Emma Watson. I just forgot her name.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:20 pm
by Cirtur
Well when you get bored of adults, you ring me up.

The first few videos are free. Then you either pay or I send your details to the cops Chris Hansen.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:40 pm
by HARDKORE
LordRetard » Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:42 am

Wait; why'd you use the phrase "number two", then?
General descriptive term for shoe. I’m probably jumping the gun though. I should get to know shoe. Shoe is probably a good person and a friend I don’t have yet. Yes, show I sent you a pm.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:36 pm
by HARDKORE
We win. Florida went down. We are coming number one in the nation. Big Blue is on its way.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:01 pm
by mountainmage
Which Florida? We have like 3 big teams.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:44 pm
by HARDKORE
The gators.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:17 pm
by Cirtur
I get the feeling that these aren't actual alligators? Yeah, they should be.

I think we should have a Super-Olympics. We could have the paralympics, for people with disadvantages; the Olympics, for regular people and the Super-lympics, where you can use whatever enhancement you want.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:46 am
by LordRetard
I would watch that.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:45 am
by mountainmage
Could the events be more extreme, too? Like in the swimming events, there'd be sharks in the pool or something.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:55 am
by LordRetard
mountainmage wrote:Could the events be more extreme, too? Like in the swimming events, there'd be sharks in the pool or something.
Everyone gets a gun, too. But only one bullet.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:19 am
by mountainmage
I think the next logical step is a classic Star Trek pit fight.

Re: UK gets #2000 (uk2k)

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:24 am
by LordRetard
I choose the bat'leth!