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A claw is a claw, closed or not, in my opinion.

And that kind of narrow-mindedness is why you will never be a Master of Fisting, let alone getting your Fisting Associates.

Yet somehow, that doesn't bother me one bit.

You say that now, but what will your story be when we're all at the beach fisting?

"Man, I'm glad I don't know anything about fisting. It worked as a great excuse not to go to the beach fisting party."

So in the future you'll be pretending you don't want to go to a beach fisting party?


I pity you.

We should hold a pity party for Mage.

A pity fisting party.

Yeah, we'll show him the ropes, or should I say the gropes?

I'm pretty sure you can't grope with a fist.

But you sure can with two!

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

mountainmage wrote:I'm pretty sure you can't grope with a fist.

I swear, it's like you never had a fisting class in grade school.

I was deprived in my childhood, what can I say.

Well that's the US education system for you there. Imagine, not even teaching elementary fisting to our kids anymore! :[] MM, I would be happy to give some basic instruction in fisting, just so that you can function in society.

Anyway, how can you have a grudge battle with 3 people?

Edit: I AM SATAN.*

*except not actually. Because the real number of the beast was 696, according to new translations.

Euclidthegreek wrote:*except not actually. Because the real number of the beast was 696, according to new translations.

You're off by eighty, Euclid.

But yeah, being a horrible shut-in that blocks out everything he finds distasteful isn't going to win Mage many friends or get him any relationships, so you should definitely teach him a few of the finer points of fisting.

As for the trifecta of grudges, I think it works pretty okay as long as two of them team up only to stab each other in the back as soon as the other threat is neutralised.

I had something to say about fisting but I forgot.