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Re: Guess what?

Postby LordRetard » Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:42 am

Fenghar is the archetype of the Absent-Minded Fisting Professor.
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Re: Guess what?

Postby Edminster » Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:56 am

Honestly, he's forgotten more about fisting than anyone else will ever know.
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Re: Guess what?

Postby Cirtur » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:54 am

One day he will travel to the stars to fist aliens. He enters Hyperspace.

My god. It's full of fists.
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Re: Guess what?

Postby Lethal Interjection » Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:27 pm

FengharTheNord wrote:I had something to say about fisting but I forgot.


Me too. ++
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Re: Guess what?

Postby mountainmage » Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:52 pm

Edminster wrote:But yeah, being a horrible shut-in that blocks out everything he finds distasteful isn't going to win Mage many friends or get him any relationships, so you should definitely teach him a few of the finer points of fisting.


I'm not a horrible shut-in! The second half is true though.
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Re: Guess what?

Postby FengharTheNord » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:05 pm

It was really important, guys. I sorta need to remember what I forgot about fisting. Like, now.
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Re: Guess what?

Postby mountainmage » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:10 pm

Take some Ginkgo?
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Re: Guess what?

Postby Euclidthegreek » Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:14 am

mountainmage wrote:
Edminster wrote:But yeah, being a horrible shut-in that blocks out everything he finds distasteful isn't going to win Mage many friends or get him any relationships, so you should definitely teach him a few of the finer points of fisting.


I'm not a horrible shut-in! The second half is true though.
So you want me to teach you the finer points of fisting?
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Re: Guess what?

Postby mountainmage » Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:11 am

I just admitted to blocking out anything I find distasteful.

So, no.
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Re: Guess what?

Postby Cirtur » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:09 pm

What if we just fist you in the comfort of your own home?
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Re: Guess what?

Postby mountainmage » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:15 pm

In a way, that'd be even more traumatic.
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Re: Guess what?

Postby LordRetard » Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:00 pm

Actually, I think you'd be more uncomfortable being fisted under my floorboards but what do I know.
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Re: Guess what?

Postby mountainmage » Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:02 pm

True, but I didn't know that was one of the locale options.
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Re: Guess what?

Postby Cirtur » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:51 pm

Mage, we're willing to fist you wherever it's most convenient.
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Re: Guess what?

Postby mountainmage » Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:52 am

Very close to a hospital?
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