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Fenghar is the archetype of the Absent-Minded Fisting Professor.

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Honestly, he's forgotten more about fisting than anyone else will ever know.
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One day he will travel to the stars to fist aliens. He enters Hyperspace.

My god. It's full of fists.

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FengharTheNord wrote:I had something to say about fisting but I forgot.
Me too. ++

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Edminster wrote:But yeah, being a horrible shut-in that blocks out everything he finds distasteful isn't going to win Mage many friends or get him any relationships, so you should definitely teach him a few of the finer points of fisting.
I'm not a horrible shut-in! The second half is true though.
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It was really important, guys. I sorta need to remember what I forgot about fisting. Like, now.
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Take some Ginkgo?
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mountainmage wrote:
Edminster wrote:But yeah, being a horrible shut-in that blocks out everything he finds distasteful isn't going to win Mage many friends or get him any relationships, so you should definitely teach him a few of the finer points of fisting.
I'm not a horrible shut-in! The second half is true though.
So you want me to teach you the finer points of fisting?
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I just admitted to blocking out anything I find distasteful.

So, no.
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What if we just fist you in the comfort of your own home?

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In a way, that'd be even more traumatic.
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Actually, I think you'd be more uncomfortable being fisted under my floorboards but what do I know.

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True, but I didn't know that was one of the locale options.
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Mage, we're willing to fist you wherever it's most convenient.

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Very close to a hospital?
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