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Some advice from experience

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You might think it cool one day to punch someone's punch as hard as you both can punch. Like, just pick a point and both punch that point as hard as you can simultaneously.

Do not do this.

Apparently it hurts a lot and isn't even that awesome to begin with.
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This is why I advise that you replace all punches in your life with high fives.

Or, if you have to punch things, you should make sure you're the only one wearing brass knuckles.
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"Apparently"?


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Oh, I'm sorry if it wasn't clear.

I am the primary source of this information.

I will get my MLA handbook and figure out how to cite myself.
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You're supposed to put the Higgs Boson in between when you do it, otherwise it's just a really hard fistbump.
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Is that the game where you just punch each other's fists? I have never lost that game (mostly because my knuckles are covered in leathery callouses and also I am too retarded to admit that I feel pain).

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You know what's less cool than a fist-bump? A fist explosion, or at least when my Dad does it. Just because all the other barristers do fist explosions doesn't make it cool Dad! And you don't have to keep showing us!
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I just like brofisting.
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Fist explosions rule. I love that stuff.

This was not part of any game. This was just me thinking it would be a good idea to punch a punch as hard as I could.
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With all this talk about various fisting styles I am surprised that HARDKORE and Euclid have yet to show up.
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I prefer fisting as a means of debate.
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One of my friends broke his hand apparently, by punching a sign.

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Was it this sign? Because if so it's totally understandable.
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My brother once broke his hand trying to punch someone but missing and punching a locker instead. He had to where a special brace for weeks. Good times.
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Seriously though, I took turns practicing the drop kick. My friend needed to protect his gut with his bookbag, but I took it full force.
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