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Do you want a thread about lesbian sex?

Postby astasia » Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:17 am

Or a thread about men who beat the shit out of women/children/gay lovers?

Because that's what I do with my days. Well, sometimes I cook. And sometimes I do bitchy gossip. And I spend too much time on stupid farmville on facebook that is stupidly addicting.

Should my 2010 New Years Resolution be that I spend more or less internet times on SMBC? Please circle Y or N .
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Re: Do you want a thread about lesbian sex?

Postby mountainmage » Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:31 am

Y for more time on SMBC forum.
Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for less time on farmville.
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Re: Do you want a thread about lesbian sex?

Postby astasia » Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:43 am

I know, I'm pathetic, right?

I just need to remember that. I need to remember my complete disgust for all those facebook game lovers that I'd cultivated over the years.

If I don't, who knows what kind of annoying facebooker I might become. I might start posting status updates about how I'm "doing my laundry, lolz."
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Re: Do you want a thread about lesbian sex?

Postby mountainmage » Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:54 am

You need to have an intervention along with Kimra.
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Re: Do you want a thread about lesbian sex?

Postby spinn » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:06 am

Someone on my friends list does The Farmville. I sent him this. AS A WARNING.


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Re: Do you want a thread about lesbian sex?

Postby mountainmage » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:08 am

That'll teach him to listen to other people's opinions!
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Re: Do you want a thread about lesbian sex?

Postby Edminster » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:44 am

More time on SMBC. We need more posts about controversial subjects that devolve into a bizarre rant about the state of Fisting Education in the world today.
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Re: Do you want a thread about lesbian sex?

Postby astasia » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:05 am

Done...and will soon be done.
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Re: Do you want a thread about lesbian sex?

Postby smiley_cow » Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:20 am

astasia wrote:
Because that's what I do with my days. Well, sometimes I cook. And sometimes I do bitchy gossip. And I spend too much time on stupid farmville on facebook that is stupidly addicting.


Quoted for truth.

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Re: Do you want a thread about lesbian sex?

Postby Euclidthegreek » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:15 am

astasia wrote:Or a thread about men who beat the shit out of women/children/gay lovers?

Should my 2010 New Years Resolution be that I spend more or less internet times on SMBC? Please circle Y or N .
Yes!
And couldn't you have a thread about lesbian sex and men who beat the shit out of women/children/gay lovers?
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Re: Do you want a thread about lesbian sex?

Postby LordRetard » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:45 am

Hurray for Women in Prison movies!
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Re: Do you want a thread about lesbian sex?

Postby mountainmage » Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:02 am

With the power of the internet, I've found even hotter scenarios!
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Re: Do you want a thread about lesbian sex?

Postby LordRetard » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:41 am

Like the "woman have sex and whatever" scenario!
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Re: Do you want a thread about lesbian sex?

Postby Cirtur » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:11 pm

I saw a website dedicated to women inside things or behind things.

The porn was literally a picture of a cupboard, or a wall.
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Re: Do you want a thread about lesbian sex?

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