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LordRetard wrote:Isn't the idea that the harder a woman is to get, the more attractive she becomes?
If that was actually true, sluts wouldn't be nearly as popular.

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Lethal Interjection wrote:
LordRetard wrote:Isn't the idea that the harder a woman is to get, the more attractive she becomes?
If that was actually true, sluts wouldn't be nearly as popular.
Well it's not that sluts are "attractive" in such terms. Sex is still sex. Would you want to sleep with a slut, or a lesbian who for all appearances is identical? 'Cause that's a CONQUEST. Plus she's less likely to have crazy diseases.

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LordRetard wrote:Well it's not that sluts are "attractive" in such terms. Sex is still sex. Would you want to sleep with a slut, or a lesbian who for all appearances is identical? 'Cause that's a CONQUEST. Plus she's less likely to have crazy diseases.
And crazy diseases totally detract from hotness. Usually. Unless you have some fetish where you want to get AIDS.

Also, I would like to note that the recent increase in the number of lesbian squirting gangbang porn reflects positively upon our society.

Additionally, re: the subject of sluts, men want a "lady in the street and a freak in the bed." Well, that's what I like, too, so, no judgement there.
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astasia wrote:Unless you have some fetish where you want to get AIDS.
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Everything about that is insane. Plus, the most extreme sex act wouldn't be getting HIV, it would be committing seppuku and then getting fucked in the stomach.

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I think it would be shooting yourself and then getting fucked in the brain. Plus, it would literally be a mindfuck ahahaAHAHAHA!
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Yeah, but you can't destroy any critical nervous function; in order to get the full experience, you have to be aware that something horrific is happening to you.

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If you got the exact right part of the brain I reckon you could do it.
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If Phineas Gage managed it...
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smiley_cow wrote:If Phineas Gage managed it...
After his successful recovery and return to his job*, the men's work on the railroad came to a halt.

*Okay, he never worked on the railroad again but whatever.

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I'm not sure what you mean. I just meant he survived having a hole in his head.
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And I just mean they used it for sodomy.

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They got a lot of head.

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Ooooh.

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Cirtur wrote:They got a lot of head.
Puns are usually just lame, but that one was excellent.

Props, yo.
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