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Something must have happened while I was way, right?

That's like a month of in-jokes and all that lovely that I've missed.

Quickly, in seventeen words or less, inform me of the missed events.
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Euclid has a beard.

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Is it manly like mine?
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No it's shit.

Also welcome back! I didn't notice you were gone, but now that I know you were it seems there was a vast void in my life that was shaped like you.

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LordRetard wrote:Euclid has a beard.

So does Ahmet.

He calls her "CeIibacy".

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Cirtur wrote:No it's shit.

Also welcome back! I didn't notice you were gone, but now that I know you were it seems there was a vast void in my life that was shaped like you.
It's nice to feel loved.

I must endeavor from here on out to be more witty and more memorable. Eh... or not.
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Instead of telling you what's been happening, I'm going to ask you how your beans are.

How are your beans?

If you know what I mean.
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Bumpy and purple, actually. wink wink
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Is beans Australian slang for something?

Is it Australian slang for vagina? I imagine all Australian slang means vagina.

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Suddenly I fear that my beans are bumpy and purple,but I fear more that we're talking in plurals.
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Slang can go from plural to singular quite easily.

As in, apples and pears just means a flight of stairs. So that's plural to singular.

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But that's rhyming slang. Until you can make beans and vagina rhyme I'm going to remain troubled.
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Cirtur wrote:Is beans Australian slang for something?
Not in the bit where I live.
Although I might say "how've you been?" That's what I thought it meant.
I imagine all Australian slang means vagina.
That's just not fair. We have words for penis as well.

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If you mumble then the two words sound the same.

Another problem solved with algorithms!©

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Bean is actually slang for menstruation.

I think you should go to the doctor, Kimra.
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