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Something must have happened while I was way, right?

That's like a month of in-jokes and all that lovely that I've missed.

Quickly, in seventeen words or less, inform me of the missed events.

Euclid has a beard.

Is it manly like mine?

No it's shit.

Also welcome back! I didn't notice you were gone, but now that I know you were it seems there was a vast void in my life that was shaped like you.

LordRetard wrote:Euclid has a beard.

So does Ahmet.

He calls her "CeIibacy".

Cirtur wrote:No it's shit.

Also welcome back! I didn't notice you were gone, but now that I know you were it seems there was a vast void in my life that was shaped like you.

It's nice to feel loved.

I must endeavor from here on out to be more witty and more memorable. Eh... or not.

Instead of telling you what's been happening, I'm going to ask you how your beans are.

How are your beans?

If you know what I mean.

Bumpy and purple, actually. wink wink

Is beans Australian slang for something?

Is it Australian slang for vagina? I imagine all Australian slang means vagina.

Suddenly I fear that my beans are bumpy and purple,but I fear more that we're talking in plurals.

Slang can go from plural to singular quite easily.

As in, apples and pears just means a flight of stairs. So that's plural to singular.

But that's rhyming slang. Until you can make beans and vagina rhyme I'm going to remain troubled.

Cirtur wrote:Is beans Australian slang for something?

Not in the bit where I live.
Although I might say "how've you been?" That's what I thought it meant.

I imagine all Australian slang means vagina.

That's just not fair. We have words for penis as well.

If you mumble then the two words sound the same.

Another problem solved with algorithms!©

Bean is actually slang for menstruation.

I think you should go to the doctor, Kimra.