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Postby Cirtur » Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:45 am

They love shrimps, don't they?
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Re: Australians

Postby rustypup » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:03 am

That's sexist! :[]
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Re: Australians

Postby LordRetard » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:06 am

rustypup wrote:That's sexist! :[]

This is probably my favourite post by you so far.
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Re: Australians

Postby Apocalyptus » Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:36 am

It's why we love you, Cirtur.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Re: Australians

Postby starling_bird » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:36 am

Shrimp? SHRIMP!?
It's PRAWN!!!
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Re: Australians

Postby Apocalyptus » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:53 am

Pro tip, Starling: he's trolling us
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Re: Australians

Postby starling_bird » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:00 pm

Probably should have put a 'TIC' at the end of that post.
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Re: Australians

Postby Apocalyptus » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:05 pm

You're just giving him what he wants!
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Re: Australians

Postby starling_bird » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:15 pm

Apocalyptus wrote:You're just giving him what he wants!


I feel so dirty.
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Re: Australians

Postby Apocalyptus » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:39 pm

Now you're one of us.
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Re: Australians

Postby Kimra » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:03 pm

Since the Shrimp shortage of 1985, we have been forced to eat only Prawns. It was a great blow to the economy but the Aussie Battlers survived.

Now you know.
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Re: Australians

Postby Cirtur » Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:38 pm

Do you guys like Forrest Gump? Because he goes shrimp fishing in that film.
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Re: Australians

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:55 pm

Shrimping. He goes shrimping.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Australians

Postby Cirtur » Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:57 pm

Oh sorry. And then he invests in Apple.
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Re: Australians

Postby Asherian » Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:34 am

And names all of his fleet of ships Jenny.
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