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Re: Australians

Postby LordRetard » Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:39 am

Man, I wish I was retarded so I could be as successful as Forrest Gump.
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Re: Australians

Postby siwel_yllek » Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:42 am

I am not a shrimp! I AM A KING PRAWN!!!

wait... thats the Muppets. *hangs head in shame*
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Re: Australians

Postby Kimra » Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:25 am

You rang?
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Re: Australians

Postby siwel_yllek » Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:30 am

Well played.
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Re: Australians

Postby Kimra » Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:31 am

That's got to be a first.

Hey everyone! He said well played!

Someone quick come and insult me or I'll get ahead of myself.
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Re: Australians

Postby Cirtur » Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:36 am

Kimra, if you count that as a victory you should feel disgusted with yourself.

Sort of like the feeling I have for you every day.
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Re: Australians

Postby Kimra » Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:37 am

Yay! Internet Hugs for Cirtur!

Expect something in the post within the next few days.
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Re: Australians

Postby siwel_yllek » Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:27 pm

Well played... Squire?
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Re: Australians

Postby starling_bird » Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:33 pm

LordRetard wrote:Man, I wish I was retarded so I could be as successful as Forrest Gump.


You know what they say... life is like a box of chocolates.
Maybe one day you'll be run over by a train and lose your legs, then you can make something useful of yourself. F'kin able-bodied bludger.
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Re: Australians

Postby Tundra » Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:37 am

No shrimps. Just prawns.
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Re: Australians

Postby Sahan » Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:48 am

As mentioned before, Paul Hogan ruined that for us.
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Re: Australians

Postby Kimra » Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:45 pm

On a side note, I have had a lot of problem in my childhood distinguishing the difference between a 'pawn' and a 'prawn', it let for some interesting chess battles.
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Re: Australians

Postby starling_bird » Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:07 pm

Kimra wrote:On a side note, I have had a lot of problem in my childhood distinguishing the difference between a 'pawn' and a 'prawn', it let for some interesting chess battles.


If by 'interesting' you mean 'smelly', then yes, I'm sure it did.
Probably wasn't too good for your teeth either.
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Re: Australians

Postby Sahan » Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:49 pm

Kimra wrote:On a side note, I have had a lot of problem in my childhood distinguishing the difference between a 'pawn' and a 'prawn', it let for some interesting chess battles.


In Kimra's game of chess, all the pieces represented aquatic sea creatures doing battle on a square checkered-board.
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Re: Australians

Postby Cirtur » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:07 pm

I'm pretty sure Oldrac is against that.


Because you're playing with his subjects.
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