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Re: I found Zachs' long lost twin!!

Postby Cirtur » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:51 am

My client declines to comment on the subject.

What's that client? Yes, he is a nob. Ahahaha, yes you're right.

That's naughty, we can't do that.
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Re: I found Zachs' long lost twin!!

Postby siwel_yllek » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:54 am

n00b powers ACTIVATE!!

Form of: Getting his ass handed to him
Shape of: Crying in the corner
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Re: I found Zachs' long lost twin!!

Postby LordRetard » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:56 am

siwel_yllek wrote:n00b powers ACTIVATE!!

Form of: Getting his ass handed to him
Shape of: Crying in the corner


Well, I am pretty tough for a guy on the internet.
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Re: I found Zachs' long lost twin!!

Postby siwel_yllek » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:57 am

True.... but then again, that is basically an average Friday night for me.
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Re: I found Zachs' long lost twin!!

Postby Cirtur » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:59 am

I thought the Australian just lived in a permanent drunken haze.
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Re: I found Zachs' long lost twin!!

Postby siwel_yllek » Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:01 am

I wouldn't say permanent. I mean I've been sober for over 10 minutes now. A new street record. HAZAR!
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Re: I found Zachs' long lost twin!!

Postby LordRetard » Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:04 am

10 minutes is plenty of time to think about life, or to call your illegitimate daughter to see if she's okay. You need to be drinking more.
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Re: I found Zachs' long lost twin!!

Postby Cirtur » Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:04 am

So drunk he can't even spell huzzah.

Shameful.
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Re: I found Zachs' long lost twin!!

Postby siwel_yllek » Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:09 am

I was trying for "HAGAR!", My uncle. He is the guy who keeps track of all the records. You might know him.... Viking outfit, weedy little friend?? No?

Anyway, this drunken stupor won't fall upon me by myself. Cheers?
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Re: I found Zachs' long lost twin!!

Postby LordRetard » Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:12 am

siwel_yllek wrote:Anyway, this drunken stupor won't fall upon me by myself. Cheers?

Don't make me out to be some sort of enabler. I won't be responsible for your spiralling alcoholism, siwel!
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Re: I found Zachs' long lost twin!!

Postby siwel_yllek » Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:15 am

But.... I just... ahh... It's just that, your like the father I never wanted had.
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Re: I found Zachs' long lost twin!!

Postby LordRetard » Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:18 am

Aww now I feel bad for what I did. It's okay, I'll let you drink the bleach under the sink if you want.
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Re: I found Zachs' long lost twin!!

Postby siwel_yllek » Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:22 am

You mean I get to drink the good bleach!?? :o

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Re: I found Zachs' long lost twin!!

Postby Cirtur » Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:29 am

Well done sewil, you tricked him into being a bad father, just like we planned.

The whole world will see what you've become. Come on Hardkore. Let's go home.
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Re: I found Zachs' long lost twin!!

Postby siwel_yllek » Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:38 am

I'd love to follow suit. But I've got to move on to the next town, to destroy more reputations and kill more teenagers.
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