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This thread is a safe place for Veterans and victims of the Great Chronodimensional War to gather and discuss what happened as a way to cope with everything that happened. No trolling, because some of us aren't entirely stable and still have some heavy artillery grafted to our skeletal system; trust me when I say that some of us are literally ticking timebombs.

Since I've started this thread I may as well share my story up front. I was stationed in Irkutsk during the mid-1950s during the industrialisation boom. I woke up one morning and looked forward to another glorious day working for the Party when suddenly a Displacer Field nabbed me and I found myself in a briefing room with a bunch of other people and (what I later learned to be) Glarinths. Fuck if I know why I was picked to help out in the war, but after being told that what I was doing was for the benefit of the Party, I buried myself in the job.

Luckily they had me doing pretty much the same thing I was back in my native time and dimension (and I count my lucky stars that my facility was never breached by the Renegades!), but I hear that some of us Vets didn't fare so well. What's your story?
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Well, my name's Cirtur and I come from New York. Oh yeah, in the 20s. Weird having to say when you come from. Anyway I arrive up in some factory-looking place with my own reflection trying to attack me. I managed to kill him with my bare hands- something I still have nightmares about by the way- and then it all fades away into a white room. Some guy who looks exactly like me, but with huge knockers (apparently the most calming shape) tells me that that was a stimulation and that I passed and was now worthy to fight for the Shifters.

The weapon they gave me was extremely difficult to use. You had to press the trigger in your mind at the same time as you pulled part of it inside itself? I only ever managed to fire 5 shots, but each time I hear the sound of a horse falling into a river while fireworks go off and a woman plays the ocarina, I get flashbacks.

The day the Hurtlkx invaded just AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOW

HOW DO THEY MAKE MEMORIES LITERALLY PAINFUL

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ittently goes off without warning. Sometimes I'm not even aware of it unt
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Hi I'm fenghar.
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DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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Hi I'm fenghar.
DonRetrasado wrote:
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DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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Hi I'm fenghar.
DonRetrasado wrote:
Amerika wrote:
DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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Hi I'm fenghPLEASE GOD I'M STUCK IN AN INFINITE LOOP HEL
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Hi I'm fenghar.
DonRetrasado wrote:
Amerika wrote:
DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
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17 years is a long time. A long time to it still shows up. Sometimes I ju h between diff s it to mo frequent
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FengharTheNord wrote:17 years is a long time. A long time to it still shows up. Sometimes I ju h between diff s it to mo frequent
FengharTheNord wrote:be stuck in an infinite loopinfiniteloopinfiniteloopARHHG... Sorry sometimes mp back and fort erent place seems be re now
I feel for you, man. You want the number of a good Anchorer I know? She's got a few odd ideas in her head but she is rock solid (heh) when it comes to getting people out of loops like you're in.
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Yeah I talked to HEforeR in the future to the Pi'llbedoingsomethingAST and now I'm solid. I was never even stuck in an infintiteloopinfiniteloop. Now I've just got the stutters. Like sometimes and I I'll have done it be. Partially. I think. I'm all here. But spread out.
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Okay, could we stop posting this thread every single week? It's getting really boring and you guys could at least think of something new when the next January 31st rolls around.

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So is this the timeline where the spambots still haven't achieved sentience? If so, I could do with a rest, I'm exhausted and haven't been able to sleep for 3 weeks now. Don't let my commander know I was here, as long as no-one tells he can't keep track of me.
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I feel for you bro. I would hug you if my limbs weren't made of chronessence.

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Anybody around here see a red guy, looks kinda like me, answers to the name Oldrac?
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