Cirtur wrote:Oh man, that wallpaper!
Hahah my friend told me this wacky story:
There are these four guys and they all go camping together, and they hate
it. So, they decide to split up and see if they have a better time that way, and then they all come back and talk about their day.
The first guy goes, "I went north and my day sucked, I nearly got mauled a bear!"
The second guy goes, "I went east and my day was pretty bad, I just wandered around aimlessly."
The third guy goes, "I went south and my day was all right, I went swimming by the lake."
The fourth guy then goes and says, "my day was great!" So they press him for details. He says, "I went west and found some train tracks, and there was a woman tied to them! So I untied her and we had sex in 37 different positions and it was really fucking awesome!"
So they're all in awe and going, "fuck yeah!" And the first guy goes, "so did she give you head?" The fourth guy goes, "no, I couldn't find it."