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Ed is temporarily out of commision

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:10 pm
by drakken22
Talking to him now on phone, says that snowpocalypse will claim him, burned out hulk of snow plow stuck in front of his house.
ETA return unknown, power is out as well at his place.

Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:32 pm
by Cirtur
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Take me instead

Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:01 pm
by Apocalyptus
It's time to let him go, Cirtur. In time you will heal, but for the rest of your life whenever it snows a single tear will trickle down your cold, untouched cheek.

Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:06 pm
by Cirtur
Damn you Snow!

Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:48 pm
by Lethal Interjection
He's gone Cirtur. He's gone and he's never coming back...

I'll put together the ceremony. Does anyone know where I can find a Buddhist monk who can juggle chainsaws?

Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:58 pm
by ponyponyprettypony
Ah, I see everyone got to it before me.

Yes, we have 24 inches of snow down here in College Park, Maryland. Ed's lost power too, so be sure to mail him some coal to heat his furnace.

Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:15 pm
by Cirtur
I wrote a poem to express my sorrow.

Oh Ed, how the snow hath claimed thee
In it's grip so cold and icy
How I wish that you could be free
But that can not from what I see.

My heart it yearns for those arms of yours
But they are gone lost in work
And Jack Frost oh how he roars
And Jack Frost oh what a berk

And Fuck all yo haters we're just too invincible
Ed sinks the unsinkable
Cirtur drinks the undrinkable

You've stumbled on the strongest tryst
If you attack you'll learn the way of the fist!

Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:04 pm
by LordRetard
Oh God, now I'm the only one online! Now I'm in charge! What am I supposed to do! Oh no I was supposed to use my modpowers for good not evil!

Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:12 pm
by Cirtur
Looks like you're the only mod around, LR.

mmmmmm...

Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:36 pm
by LordRetard
Please don't try to seduce me to do wrong, Cirtur, I don't know if I can tell the difference if I don't have a moral guardian telling me what to do!

Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:17 pm
by Merrick
Or we could just kill you, then there'd be no moderators at all.

Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:24 pm
by Cirtur
Then whom will I be attracted to, Merrick?

Settle that one.

Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:25 pm
by Merrick
Everyone else.

Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:26 pm
by Cirtur
Have you seen everyone else Merrick?

Re: Ed is temporarily out of commision

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:26 pm
by LordRetard
Merrick wrote:Or we could just kill you, then there'd be no moderators at all.
I don't think you realise just how much of an internet tough guy I am.
Cirtur wrote:Have you seen everyone else Merrick?
We are pretty hideous, yeah.