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Yes, that's exactly how I feel about being a stalker and serial rapist.

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But when you rape, you rape with feeling.

Otherwise it would be evil.

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Oh god redeem me for my trespasses inside of women that cannot physically overpower me. Which is almost all of them. In the eyes of god, strong people are better morally.

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Soooo if I say have an arm wrestling contest with my brother and come to an exact draw this means I'm not better than him? I am unhappy with this theory.
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Apocalyptus wrote:Soooo if I say have an arm wrestling contest with my brother and come to an exact draw this means I'm not better than him? I am unhappy with this conclusion.
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Well you're not stronger than him.

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Hmmm edit fail
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I think that counts as general fail.

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You're still not better than me Cirtur. You could never beat me in an arm wrestle.
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That's because I have become a being of pure thought.

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Just one pure thought. About naked, oily children.
But you couldn't beat me in a mental arm wrestle either.
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Hhahahahahaha seriously though that is laughable.

Were Isaac Newton alive today, he and I would be brothers in intellect.

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In that you take 20 years to realise the existence of gravity?
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Apocalyptus wrote:In that you take 20 years to realise the existence of gravity?
I don't think that statement really does justice to the gravity of his discoveries.

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Or the weight of Apocalyptus.

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