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What is that supposed to mean Cirtur? ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT!?

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I'm saying the percentage of your body that is not fat is so small that there is no way to write it down even if we used every plank length as as zero.

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It's spelled 'Planck' Cirtur. But don't worry, we can't all be not morons.

EDIT: And Sahan, I resent being referred to as 'it'.
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You are the moron for assuming I was talking about the Planck length, when in actual fact I was referring to a wooden plank.

Sorry for trying to soften the blow, although your fat does do that for you anyway.

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Cirtur wrote:You are the moron for assuming I was talking about the Planck length, when in actual fact I was referring to a wooden plank.

Sorry for trying to soften the blow, although your fat does do that for you anyway.
4 ft = 0.
Way to undermine mathematics, Cirtur.
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So you're measuring my non-fat content using planks? Maybe that's your problem.
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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:
Cirtur wrote:You are the moron for assuming I was talking about the Planck length, when in actual fact I was referring to a wooden plank.

Sorry for trying to soften the blow, although your fat does do that for you anyway.
4 ft = 0.
Way to undermine mathematics, Cirtur.
We write numbers on planks.

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Apocalyptus wrote:What is that supposed to mean Cirtur? ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT!?

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That looks like my brother's cat. o_0

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I am your brother's cat.
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Yo momma is yo brother's cat!
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I am your Uncle Sam.

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GET OUT GET OUT

YOU WILL NEVER TOUCH ME LIKE YOU DID

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It's weird because my name is Sam.
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Frostbite wrote:It's weird because my name is Sam.
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