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DonRetrasado wrote:
Amerika wrote:
DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
bow chicka bow wow

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I asked you a question.

It's hilarious.

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Couldn't we just ask here?
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No. Ask there.
DonRetrasado wrote:
Amerika wrote:
DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
bow chicka bow wow

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Joke's on you! Frostbite asked a question here and you answered it :lol:

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I asked the question about your parents by the way, just in case you wanted to hunt down the guy who did. You'll never get me though, Australia is the Bermuda of everything other than tax evasion.
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And defamation, apparently.
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And flute riffs.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:And flute riffs.
Just 1. Every other rift is a copy of the Kookaburra song.

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Rift? What are you saying, starling?
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When I read that, I made a rift noise without thinking. It's too bad none of you were here, 'cause then you'd know what a rift sounds like.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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Oooh, oooh, it sounds like hissing, and ploping. It's the sound made by two divergent plates!
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Wrong, it is a cold sound, the sound of a couple losing everything they had.

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What does that sound like exactly?
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Pfffssshhhhhhfffftt

then a gunshot.

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