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There are a lot of ducks across the street from where I live.

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There are also a few seagulls, but they kind of keep to themselves.
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Until recently, they were all swimming in a little 5'x15' section of unfrozen river.
I don't think I have ever seen ducks do this before.
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Ducks are silly.


Silly ducks.

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holy shit you weren't kidding about the ducks

i am disappointed that you never mentioned the seagulls before >:(
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You know what's even crazier? Squirrels. Man are squirrels crazy. They jumped on my friend's crotch before. Squirrels can attack you at any moment. Oooh how they are insane.
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And in England you're allowed to murder Grey Squirrels.

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But not any other colour?
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I think you can murder any colour except Red.

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Everything burns that's not red in this universe! I hope to set it all aflame.

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Cirtur wrote:And in England you're allowed to murder Grey Squirrels.
Good. Grey squirrels are the tools of satan.
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They are not the tools of a tool shed though.
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One of those would be for example, a hammer.

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Not of the MC variety though. I doubt one would get any work at all done with him around.
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Yeah, he'd always be telling you to stop.
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And then be demanding it to be hammer time, when in fact no, it is table saw time. You aren't going to get a good cut with a hammer.
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What if you've got a wedge?

Like a good one. Not one of those shitty wedges that they give away free with porn mags.

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