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Works for me. :wink:
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Euclidthegreek wrote:Yesterday I went to a lake at the park. I watched the ducks. I also got chased by a Canadia goose*. Then I stood watching another Canadia goose preening (my though was: "Such a beautiful, deliscious-looking bird"), while swearing at yet another Canadia goose that wouldn't stop honking. I saw a great Blue Heron! I also watched a Muscovy duck, which was sort of barking and wouldn't stop wagging its tail.

* Canadia geese are assholes.
Kimra wrote:Sounds like everythings in heat where you live.
When you say "I also got chased by a Canadia goose" do you mean it tried to rape you? It would go along with the trend. Or perhaps it was just an asshole.
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Geese are notorious assholes. true story.

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Don't get me started on swans either.
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Swans are mean. First hand experience.
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The story of the ugly duckling has two problems. One, it emphasizes the importance of beauty, and creates a really bad first impression of puberty on children. Second, it's a story about racial intollerance.
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AHMETxRock wrote:The story of the ugly duckling has two problems. One, it emphasizes the importance of beauty, and creates a really bad first impression of puberty on children. Second, it's a story about racial intollerance.
I take it as a story telling kids to single out those who are different for ridicule because, someday, they're going to be a beautiful swan. And by beautiful swan I mean have a better job, make more money, and have a hotter wife than you can ever hope to imagine, so live it up now before your life becomes a living hell.
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The moral is that you'd better hope that the reason you're so different is that you're a different species from everyone else.
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Sahan wrote:The moral is that you'd better hope that the reason you're so different is that you're a different species from everyone else.
I hope this everyday.
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Kimra wrote:
Sahan wrote:The moral is that you'd better hope that the reason you're so different is that you're a different species from everyone else.
I hope this everyday.
... Beastiality much?
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Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Kimra wrote:Sounds like everythings in heat where you live.
Well it is spring.
Raziel wrote:When you say "I also got chased by a Canadia goose" do you mean it tried to rape you? It would go along with the trend. Or perhaps it was just an asshole.
How would that work? They don't even have penises. No, it was just being an asshole. Though I do have a history of being chased by birds.
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Euclidthegreek wrote:
Kimra wrote:Sounds like everythings in heat where you live.
Well it is spring.
Raziel wrote:When you say "I also got chased by a Canadia goose" do you mean it tried to rape you? It would go along with the trend. Or perhaps it was just an asshole.
How would that work? They don't even have penises. No, it was just being an asshole. Though I do have a history of being chased by birds.
They don't? You know what? I'm just going to take your word on this one. I'm not exactly sure I want to know how it is you came upon that particular gem of information...
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Raziel wrote:They don't? You know what? I'm just going to take your word on this one. I'm not exactly sure I want to know how it is you came upon that particular gem of information...
Here's some info. It's got nice pictures, too.
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Euclidthegreek wrote:How would that work? They don't even have penises.
Not all rapists have penises, you know.
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